Someone in an earlier thread said that Left SmarkBuster is funny and his impressions are accurate while the Right SmarkBuster is just jaded and bitter.
I would just like to interject for a moment and say that that poster is the cancer that is killing the SmarkBusting industry.
Left SmarkBuster is a gateway buster of the worst kind. He's a bad comedian, a clusterfuck of attention whoring and pseudo-logic that isn't very well-spoken by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for his weaknesses by adding in excessive Ziggler faggotry and CANADA. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the Left SmarkBuster himself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of his core make him a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The Ruthless Aggression name-dropping all trying their hardest to look mature, HeelRobbie, sitting there while Right SmarkBuster does all the work, the whole Diet Dew faggotry and everything about the Left SmarkBuster commentary fuels their worked shoot fantasies, while the pity-party indoor sunglasses, emphasis on outbursts, and overall cheesiness of the reviewing make it fit just right with the dudebroish drives of your average Network subscriber and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the WWE. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
'Lefty' is basically THE SmarkBuster to attract the most hated IWC fanbase known to /asp/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this poser and everyone who likes him, and ensure that no Lefty threads ever encourage the /wooo/friends to show their faces here.
People actually watch their videos?
>>1107705
You're actually fat?
>>1107699
Lmfao
>>1107721
>he lives paycheck to paycheck
>>1107961
> still wont post bank balance
>>1107961
What did he say?
>>1108001
>he has photos of men with fedoras saved on his computer
PLEASE have sex
>>1107961
baka
>>1107699
Do people honestly take these two fags seriously? They are just Trolls who have nothing better to do.
>>1108978
begging you to have sex
>>1108978
>They are just Trolls who have nothing better to do.
Fat boi mad they're insulting your indy darling?
>>1109354
Woah, fatty boy lay off the cheetoes
>>1109319
> implying anybody gives a shit about the views of white-trash closet homos
>>1113761
Another fatty neckbeard is mad
>>1113765
> the "fatty" spamming dumbshite is a Smarkbustuh cuck
Not even surprising
>>1113773
Not suprised your a fatty smelly rat too
I wish they wouldn't scream so much.
>>1113796
> your a
Stay in school.
>>1113893
get a gym membership fatty boi
>tfw another /asp/ thread devolves into meme insults
>>1114962
so are you tall and fat or a short and fat?
>>1107699
>Smarkbuster opinions
>Miz sucks
yes
>Ziggler sucks
okay
>Wyatts are forever buried
This is a little harsh considering every midcarder on the roster has jobbed to Cena at a PPV at some point
>Cena killed wrestling
news at 11
>The announcers suck
How autistic do you have to be to pay attention to them
>Divas fail as both wrestlers and fap material
Only high school kids jerk it to Paige, otherwise yeah
>Ryback and Goldberg are GOAT
18+
>Reigns is the guy of the future
But it took only three RAWs for them to hate him
>Lesnar is the only good heel
true
>CM Punk is a bitch
Overblown opinion because they're triggered by 5'8'' guys for some reason
>Seth was a shitty heel
True but he was still over the other two shield guys
>the Yankees are GOAT
The say football is gay but they'll spend three hours watching juiced Puerto Ricans do nothing for three hours
>Smarkbuster opinions
>Miz sucks
Nah, he's good in the mid cards
.>Wyatts are forever buried
Maybe they'll get a push when the brothers of destruction retire
>Cena killed wrestling
Wrestling died in the 70s
>The announcers suck
Who gives a shit?
>Divas fail as both wrestlers and fap material
Divas aren't anything to special at wrestling, but some are fun to watch, also they have high standards for looking like betas
>Ryback and Goldberg are GOAT
Ryback is training more and more and it trying to improve himself. Don't care about goldberg
>Reigns is the guy of the future
He might be unless the company goes bankrupt
>CM Punk is a bitch
He is a bitch because he thinks he's worth so much more,
>Seth was a shitty heel
Not his fault he's book that way marks
>the Yankees are GOAT
The say football is gay but they'll spend three hours watching juiced Puerto Ricans do nothing for three hours
>>1115533
>reddit opinions
>>1107699
Why are these two edgelords always either flipping off the camera or contorting their bodies, looking like a tard about to go into rage mode?
>>1107699
These morons are literally /wwe/ if it ran a YouTube channel. They hate almost everything, like things ironically, rage like spergs. I'm convinced it's two posters from the general. Every single thought shat out by their one collective brain cell is something you will see parroted here.
>>1115562
>he goes on reddit to know what reddit opinions are
>>1107699
so are they boyfriends or something? why do they spend so much time together
>>1115573
>hating an industry that's 1/5th of the size, popularity and diversity it had when they liked it
> = hating almost everything
They're just idiots. They hate everything about WWE. They hate everything that isn't WWE. If you hate wrestling - don't fucking watch it!
>>1118632
They're obligated to make videos
>>1118640
By who?
>>1118646
To their subscribers
>>1118661
Or they'll do what, go do something that's even more of a waste of their lives?
