Who will pass on their weapon to Dean this monday?
Tommy Dreamer is going to come give him an XL Supreme Pizza and two tubs of ice cream.
Stang would be good.
>>1105077
I think Dreamer has confirmed on twitter he's making an appearance? Too lazy to check if I remember correctly. He'd be a safe bet though.
>>1105074
new jack, staple gun
>>1105092
>Not a flap of Mass Transit's skin
the chainsaw was cool and all but terry fuck seriously should have given him a flaming branding iron
>>1105077
Tommy will give him his T-shirt and ECW late pay IOUs from Heyman
todd gordon will just walk in, shake his head, and leave
MASADA will give ambrose a handfull of kebab skewers
I want it to be Blackman's bag of tricks but nobody remembers Blackman but me
Abdullah the Butcher will give him a fork.
>>1105074
Triple H will give him the shovel.
>>1105157
He was awful though. Can't make karate strikes look good at lightning speed, he refused to slow down, and thus couldn't connect with audiences the way he should have.
Wifebeater will give him the weedwhacker
>>1105190
The shovel is Seth's.
New Jack will give him a knife
Conor the Crusher will give him cancer.
>>1105235
Too soon
Snuka will give him a balcony.
raven should just give him his shopping kart
in the shopping cart is Sabu under a bloodied and dirty blanket
Al Snow will give him Head
>>1105235
Not soon enough
>>1105126
They should build Lesnar by having all the ECW originals going after Heyman for back pay and Lesnar just jobs them all in a 10 on 1 handicap match
>>1105240
Raven actually makes sense. It'll probably be Tommy Dreamer though.
>>1105248
KEK
>>1105266
That could be pretty cool.
>>1105248
If things were still like the Attitude Era then they would do this and they would make this joke and the running gag would be all the better for it.
Hacksaw Jim Duggan will give him the 2x4
Jake Roberts will hand him Damien and they'll bury the hatchet from that one time a couple of years ago.
>>1105074
CM Punk will give him a pipe bomb.
>>1105538
Please have sex
>>1105523
That would actually be a great callback to when he had to have psychiatric evaluation and do picture association
Sandman will give him a new kendo stick to replace the one BORK BROK
I would bless him with the gift of immortality.
Sandman, Singapore cane
Sabu will give him a tube of super glue.
Dusty comes back from the dead, gives him a bicycle
Chavo Guerrero will give him Pepé
>>1105190
Kek'd
> chainsaw
> oh muh gawd he's cut in half!
Steve Austin
A lock of blond hair
Raven gives him a shopping trolley full of shit
Benoit will give him a Bible.
Austin gives him a beer truck
>>1105074
Bret Hart; gonna give him Cancer
New Jack gives him a staple gun
>>1106001
ayy
the ghost of randy savage gives him an eightball
Mark Henry will give him the hand
>>1105074
Santino Marella gives him the cobra.
That's the weapon that will give Ambrose the pin at WM.
>>1105074
Mick Foley as Mankind will give him a sock
>>1105983
And a weight rack.
Carlito's gonna give him a knife.
>mfw Hogan gives him his heel belt
Tazz gives him a white flag.
Vince Mcmahon gifts him the ability to recruit out-of-territory wrestlers.
>>1107047
pls
Chris Benoit gifts him an enclosed pool area for the dogs
Goldberg gifts him a Gillberg
Mike Tyson teaches him to throw a real punch.
Tajiri gifts him a parcel of spice
Pat Patterson gifts him a tiny, red dildo
>>1105978
This is what I want the most. That or raven sells him some drugs.
Did chris benoit kill the dogs too?
Also jon moxley gives him the czw title
Al Snow give Dean head.
>>1105978
that could actually work
Norman Smiley giving Dean the Wiggle.
Kane gifts him his mask.... when Dean wears it, he turns into a nigger like the prince of persia
Paul Heyman gifts him an An Hero Pistol
Kratos gifts him a BLADES OF EXILE.
Roman gives him a Shield. to defend himself.
>>1107267
Thanks. I can keep this up all week long as long the thread dont 404
Hulk Hogan gifts him his Sex Tape.
Sabu is gonna give him a barbed wire chair
Walter White gifts him a bag of "This is Not Meth"
and >>1107227
hello, Leddit Lurker
>>1107276
What's the point of owning a chair if its covered in barbed wire? wrestling.
Ron Simmons actually gives him a DAMN
Bayley gives him a hug
WWE Creative gives him a Push
Jim Ross gives him the Stink Eye ...
Scott Steiner gives him a book on statistics & algebraic formulae
>>1107209
He didn't
Chris Benoit gives him an opened garage side door
Carlito gives him an apple.
Mick Foley comes back as Dude Love and gives him drugs
Ben Affleck gives him a free Batman Vs. Superman DVD.
The Godfather gifts him a couple of Ho's
>>1105074
Brian Pillman
Brian Pillman give him a gun.
Steve Corino shows Ambrose the old school style
>>1107296
Don't be ridiculous
zach gowen gives him his leg
Kane will hand him the hotdog cart
Charlotte will give him her penis.
Robin Ramzinsky will gift him a NES