I'm thinking of going to Wrestlemania/surrounding events, and wanted to come up with a custom shirt, in honor of the shovel
what do you guys think?
Add reigns to that
>>1098043
I was debating whether or not I wanted to
The general consensus seems to be that Roman is almost certainly going over. I wouldn't want to get a shirt and then have Roman go over - especially if I went and got anyone to sign it (Sting and Jericho will both be there for autographs, though I assume it will only be for the people who pay a ton)
>>1098040
Next level smark shit
>>1098040
he also burried Owen. Owen was fucking hot after the screwjob but HHH and HBK politiced their way to keep him down
>>1098067
Generally, I tried to keep it:
>specific match
>1 on 1 match (or at least 1 on 1 finish)
>pin
>clean-ish finish
>blow-off match/culmination of a storyline
Chyna just has to be included, because I'm a big Chyna sympathizer
>she did porn because Triple H cheated on her, got her pushed out of the company, and she needed the dough - not to mention she also had a sex tape with fellow Kliqer XPac
>>1098085
He got famous in ECW. He had to be buried.
If you got famous anywhere other than the WWE, you must be buried, so that a new WWE career can grow out of your corpse. Sure, it may be insulting to fans and waste everything they'd built, but hey, it's what's good for business!
>>1098079
Chyna got fired over a decade before she did porn, lad. Blaming it on that is a joke.
Still hasn't beat the GOAT WCW star
>>1098040
This is fedora as fuck
>>1098091
They made a fool of DDP either way. Stalking the undertakers girlfriend or whatever
>>1098089
she was one of a kind, like the andre the giant of female superstars. she deserves to be in the hall of fame, but they'll probably wait until she kills herself on the brown first. heartless bastards
>>1098165
>she was one of a kind, like the andre the giant of female superstars.
That's Nia Jax.
>>1098167
>implying an ugly fat bitch like nia jax would be anywhere near wwe if she wasn't the rock's cousin
>>1098089
...are you retarded, or just ignorant of wrestling history?
>Chyna did Playboy's November 2000 issue
>She got fired a year later, in November 2001
>Her first porn (with Pac) was released in 2004
A decade is 10 years, fampai
>Pac left in mid-2002
>A couple years is probably what would take to burn through her/their money
>>1098168
a fat Chyna with no storyline and no gimmick other than being a fat Chyna
>Chyna was part of the *original* DX
>(HBK, HHH, Chyna and Rick Rude)
>Enforcer for HHH, kicked lots of ass, including the Sgt. Slaughter spot
>Womens champion
>First and only female Intercontinental Champion
>Highest title a woman has ever won
>Was planned to win the WWE title at Summerslam
>Heard they cancelled it when Russo was heading out/because Chyna was interested in Playboy (not sure where the truth lies)
>Also Kat's dominatrix (pic related)
>>1098040
Wear this instead.
>>1099587
kek
well-played
Hogan is still a dick who sucks, though
>>1098040
all of them deserved to be buried instead for booker T.
RVD - Pothead
Steiner- to much roid
goldberg- Beat triple H twice clean
Randy orton- Boring as fuck/ not even buried
Cm punk - skinny/fat bitch
Sting - Old
>>1099695
>except
>>1099695
Lets be honest- any one who actually think Booker should have went over Haitch at mania is memeing. Some WCW guy was never gonna go over a WWE guy.
>>1099697
>t. Vince
>>1098161
That was actually a good promo/storyline
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI_6FI6FZ0Q
>>1099697
The story they did with booker t vs trips was the only reason why he should've won TbH
>>1098040
Gotta put khali on there
>>1099699
> shit opinion
> Poochador
every fucking time
>>1099729
I am the realist fucker on these boards.
I have given too much of my time, and shit is always under appreciated.
>>1099695
RVD was great because he was a pothead. that was part of his persona. laid back, chill guy who was also very athletic/flexible
Steiner - kek, yea, he shouldn't have beat trips. But there's a difference between "losing"/"jobbing" and "getting buried"
Goldberg - dude was a shit wrestler, but he was white hot. Again, the issue I'd have is HOW he got buried. Being cuffed to the elimination chamber and just getting worked... that was a burial
Orton - killed his Legend Killer gimmick, and set him way back. Dude was a young talent that had a lot of potential. yes, he was boring, but like RVD, that was part of his gimmick
Punk - shut your dirty whore mouth. Best in the World.
Sting - they brought him in for like 3 matches, he lost them all, and now he's crippled. it's a shame to bring him into wwe just to have him job clean to a couple people. sort of ruins his legacy... if they'd traded wins, that'd be cool, but he just jobbed like a bitch. it was sad
and you forget the Ayatollah
>>1099844
> 27 years old
> dirty spic
> started training to be a wrestler 6 months ago
> roleplays as a pokemon on a filipino basketweaving forum
> still a virgin
The state of your life beato
>>1099699
i liked how it launched... but then it just fizzled
Undertaker became 'the guy who makes people famous' and it built him up. But DDP didn't get much in return. He seemed like he was just feeding Taker's legacy without getting his own payday.
>Not to put that on Taker. Taker is one of the most giving performers there is, and has done a lot to put others over. But the storyline didn't help DDP. If anything, it hurt his career. (I blame creative)
>>1099851
Cm punk is trash, literally stock went down during his reign
>>1099844
>I am the realist fucker on these boards.
>I have given too much of my time, and shit is always under appreciated
>>1099942
you must be pretty retarded if:
>you think stock price is based on a kayfabe champion
>you think punk had creative control
>you think punk didn't want to be booked in main event matches, rather than giving the spot to shit one-off feuds
>you think punk didn't want to main event wrestlemania
>you think wwe ever treated him like the face of the company
if you want to point fingers, point a finger at something like the Rock-Cena shit show that happened during that period.
Or, if you seriously want to talk about stocks, try learning a single thing about basic economics relating to stock prices...
>shit you are a fucking retard
>>1099953
Lol dumb fuck cena and rock wqs what people came back to watch wrestling. Face it your babby punk is a shit draw
>>1099955
>not realizing Cena vs Rock was the main event of two Wrestlemanias and dominated the headlines for two years
>not realizing those two years coincide with the low stocks
>still not realizing stocks are based on how a business operates and not on its kayfabe (that means "scripted" or "fake," newfag) champion
>>1099959
>not realize rock and cena was best for business
>not realizing his favorite wrestler left because he didn't get a fake main event
>not realizing they gave him so many things and he still cried about it
>>1099942
When was the network announced? That spike in 2014 must have indicated the hype and the eventual death of the hype regarding the stock
>>1099963
your level of retardation is skyrocketing, fampai
>claims punk's championship hurt stocks
>rock-cena feud better encompasses low stock prices
>says one of two simultaneous events was good for business, while the other was terrible for business, based on data that applies to both of them
i really hope this is bait, because otherwise, you need to have a tard wrangler keep you off the internet. why don't you just post some more fedora pictures like you did >>1099944 jerk off your micropenis and go to bed, so you can get up and think about the rock's muscles some more, and how much you want some of that strudel
>still not realizing stocks have nothing to do with the champion
>still not realizing Cena-Rock was what their advertisements were about and not Punk's title
>still not realizing Cena-Rock is way more likely to have driven down stocks because if was the featured match
>still not realizing how the business aspect of wwe works
>stocks aren't kayfabe...
>>1099965
wow, someone actually brought up a business reason for the stock prices, which has something to do with actual business and investment
>stop making out with your imaginary waifu and pay attention, fedoraman
>>1099974
Why are you getting so upset because your babby punk is a literal no draw and causes the business to go down? Keep letting punk fuck you anally lad
>>1099983
>not realizing he's just retarded
>not realizing what he's saying doesn't make real-world sense
>still not understanding basic economics of stocks
>>1099984
>still getting upset because his babby punk is gone and he misses punks penis up his booty pipes
>>1099986
>posts something purely direct at punk to insult him
>doesn't even make sense
>hurr durr ur a fanboy because you defend him
sorry for wasting time actually discussing something, instead of just randomly launching baseless attacks, accompanied by fedora pictures
>18+ kys have sex
>>1100023
>he's still upset his favorite champion didn't get to win a fake title at the grand stage of them all.
What fedoras are you even talking about? So they offend you or something?
>>1100025
someone pointed out that my post was retarded and baseless? They must be a stupid mark!!!
fedora.jpg
>>1100030
Are you having a mental breakdown?
>>1099844
> implying your time is anything but worthless
>>1100033
>>1098040
Half of those guys weren't buried by Haitch
>Goldberg
>Jericho
>Orton
>Sting
>Chyna
>>1101671
lel
>>1101679
....umm... your counterargument is.... uh?
I listed the exact matches where the burials took place...
>burial = beating someone in a way that hurts their image and/or their future career
>Goldberg was already semi-retired, but the way Trips beat him down, along with evolution, hurt his image
>Jericho's career was on a rocketship the the moon until Trips buried him
>Orton was 'put in his place' as second to Trips
>Sting's legendary career ended with him looking like a beat-up old man. He didn't just lose to Trips - he looked weak in the manner in which it happened
Chyna is a special case, but behind the scenes, he buried her.
>Be Trips
>Pals with the Kliq
>Meet girl at a hotel bar
>9th Wonder of the World
>Form DX with her
>Start dating for real
>DX becomes the greatest group in the history of wrestling
>(Suck it, 4 Horsies)
>Chyna becomes best female wrestler ever
>Chyna wins IC title, first and only woman
>Start angle with Stephanie
>Start cheating on Chyna with her
>Chyna finds out
>Messy breakup
>Start dating Stephanie
>Chyna does Playboy
>Chyna gets shit storylines
>Chyna gets canned
>Become the King of Kings
tl;dr he cheated on her with the boss' daughter and then she got kicked out of the company
