ITT: People who don't realize wrestling is scripted
I didn't even know or think it was til my dad randomly told me when we were watching it one time. I loved Hogan, Savage, Jake the Snake, Junkyard Dog etc then, and had a bunch of figs.
After he told me I almost immediately started to not care about it, thinking it was for dumb people who didn't realize it was fake.
Then I got back into it in high school during the Attitude Era.
>>1097476
That's kind of shitty of your dad. Kids should come to the realization organically like with Santa Claus, the easter bunny or that "all people are created equally".
>>1097476
Ryback
Any Samoan wrestler ever
>>1097678
Didn't Roman's dad get furious when Seth cashed in and stole Roman's oppurtunity?
>>1097680
Yes
>>1097680
>Puppets
>>1097680
I believe that was because Vince told him Roman was winning rather than getting caught up
Literally cm punk
>>1097476
shouldn't the stripes cover his nippels?
>>1098446
>naming a wrestler that put on a scripted show as a teenager in backyards
>>1098449
>muh fake wrestlemania
>>1097678
Pretty much this. Anyone got a screen cap of Rikishi's tweet at Johnny Mundo?
>Argh how dare you say Roman sucks!
>Look at all his kayfabe accomplishments that he didn't earn, he's so much better than you loser!
Fucking pathetic desu senpai.
>>1098446
Bring facts to the table next time, Fat ass!
>>1098465
I need to see this.
>>1098512
If you all admit it's fake why aren't you in /tv/
>>1097476
> posting a wrestler that grew up with a booker dad who owned his own promotion
>>1100930
cuz we got shipped here pham
>>1100930
Because this is the wrestling board silly
>>1098512
"This is real life"
>>1100986
For a "Samoan badass" there's an awful lot of footage of Reigns crying like a bitch
>>1100914
Based Mundo
>>1098446
His entire gimmick was LEEXPOSINGINDUSTRUSECRETSMAN
>>1104455
CTE
>>1097476
How has no-one posted Hogan yet?
Like two years ago he challenged Brock to a shoot fight because he was pissed he got called "Grandpa"
>>1104462
*Grandba
>>1098465
But seriously though is there any actual prestige in holding a title belt for a scripted promotion?
