Great opener, all downhill from here.
Why did you even make this thread?
Shitty fucking match
First for Dean
>>1093439
Thanks.
>>1093439
WHO /stephanie/ HERE?
>Fat Ass Frog Splash
Based
>>1093452
Are you a tripfag?
>>1093454
Here's your
>You
>>1093459
/waves
another monday night watching children's programming and wondering where it all went so wrong
>>1093467
Looks like a Val Venis shirt
>>1093467
Why is it dripping?
>>1093475
Kek.
>>1093467
>dix
how apt.
I've been drinking since 3pm and feel like im gunna pass out
THE TORTURE RACK
SHOUT OUTS TO LEX LUGER!!!
FUCK OFF /POL/
>>1093467
More like Styless
LOOKED LIKE WAYNE ROONEY MAGGLE
who /skylanders/ here
does styles even do the spiral tap anymore?
I have doritos, twinkies and ice cream bar.
Which should I eat first?
FUUUUCK, dat powerbomb!!
>>1093494
>Buying a money pit
HOLY FUCK
Fucking great spot there
>these 2 aren't main eventing WM
WHY
HOLY SHIT WHAT A POWERBOMB
HERE WE GO QUEERS
JERIDAD IS HERE NOW
COOL DAD
>cool dad ruins everything
I bet people backstage is panicking over how good this match is.
>2 commercials
>Chris Jericho
They really don't want this match to be good
COOL DAD
O
O
L
D
A
D
HI DAD
>>1093501
Twinkies, ice cream and Doritos in that order.
Cool dad has arrived
>Chris Jericho ruins the best Raw match in awhile
And match ruined
>>1093489
faggot
I'm so fucking sick of this Styles/Jericho shit.
G-go get 'em AJ
COME ON DAD. DAMNIT
missed the opening what happened?
THEY LITERALLY COPIED THE FUCKING FINISH FROM SMACKDOWN HOLY SHIT
HOW DO THEY EXPECT PEOPLE TO WATCH SMACKDOWN IF THEY REPEAT IT ON RAW
Is cooldad gay for gay community?
>Y2Jew
no more
>>1093509
HHH's got to make his dick look big.
Shit finish, but still great match
Wtf are these dumb ass soccer references?
>Man City vs someone?
Wow how the fuck am I suppose to know what he means? What am I supposed to feel?
Lmao indie fags btfo
This is my first time watching Raw in like 4 or 5 months. This was a pretty damn good match. Is Raw usually this good or is this a once in a blue moon thing?
Is he getting fatter..?
>>1093539
They know no one watches it.
>>1093557
He's actually lost a lot of weight
>you've gotta be kidding me
exactly Kevin
BOTCHAMANIA REFERENCE
>>1093538
Chris Benoit, Hulk Hogan, CM Punk, and Chyna reformed the N.W.O.
>Botchamania
BOTCHAMANIA
BOTCHAMANIA SHOUTOUT
>Ziggler
Come on now
>>1093557
And neckbeardier
Wait, that isn't Sami Zayn
BOTCHAMANIA
>>1093522
>This money match wasn't utilized at a PPV or Roadblock
>>1093468
Oh look, I was right.
Dolph?
>>1093556
Once in a blue moon.
Did Ziggler says Botchamania?
>BOTCHAMANIA
>>1093556
Smackdown has better wrestlin but don't tell /wwe/
BOTCHAMANIA
HE SAID BOTCHAMANIA Xd
what a cool way to ruin an otherwise amazing match
thanks shitty wrestler dad who needs to retire
BOTCHAMANIA LMFAO
>It's a Dolph Ziggler tries to win IC Title at Mania episode
So we go from a 5 star match to jobber central
He's got a bicycle!!
HE SAID BOTCHAMANIA
VINCE ON SUICIDE WATCH
BOTCHAMANIA
>Botchamania
fuck off miz
Didn't losing last week make Ziggler ineligible for wrestlemania?
BOTCHAMANIA SHOUT OUT! MAFFEW EAT YOUR HEART OUT!
>Botchamania
>Saying the word botch
THAT'S A FINE
Ryder is in this match too taking Neville's place BOOK IT
Bring it ooooooooonnnnnnnn!!!!
HE SAID IT
Maffew must have just jizzed his tiny panties
>Botchmania
I-is Ziggler secretly one of us?
>BASED MIZDOW
Fatal four way for Mania.
>jimcornette.jpg
>BOTCHAMANIA
BOTCHAMANIA
BOTCHAMANIA
>BOTCHAMANIA
>BOTCHAMANIA
BOTCHAMANIA
BOTCHAMANIA
>BOTCHAMANIA
>BOTCHAMANIA
BOTCHAMANIA
BOTCHAMANIA
>BOTCHAMANIA
>BOTCHAMANIA
BOTCHAMANIA
BOTCHAMANIA
>BOTCHAMANIA
>BOTCHAMANIA
BOTCHAMANIA
BOTCHAMANIA
>BOTCHAMANIA
>BOTCHAMANIA
BOTCHAMANIA
BOTCHAMANIA
>BOTCHAMANIA
Neville could've been there
>Botchamania
Kek
>kidz bop music
>Miz still wearing that weeaboo outfit
JUST
>no reaction for zayn
Sami "no pop" Zayn
>Zayn
AND THE CROWD GOES MILD
>shitty 4 way setup
No interest at all.
BASED MIZ
A
S
E
D
M
I
Z
Who /miz/ here?
>four way
YES.
RYDER IS REPLACING NEVILLE
SAMI ZAYN IS HERE!
Wait...Sami Zayne has a 2 Tone themed shirt?
What the...?
>It's a everyone fights for the IC title ladder match
> i said botchamania goys
lmao ziggler sucks
>Sami Zayn comes to ruin another segment
why the fuck are they singing ole ole
>Another ladder match for the IC title at Wrestlemania
>>1093647
This
>>1093650
Are you seriously or are you just memeing?
>skinny Seth Rogan
oh my god my sides
>>1093636
>>1093640
Nigga what? I need proof on that.
>>1093623
>jimcornette.jpg
I don't get it.
Can Sammy Zayn gtfo.... most bland wrestler ever.
Does Miz think he's in Final Fantasy?
Pretty sure this will be my last raw for awhile the way this is going. This writing is just such shit. They just contour to bury the ic belt, plug the network, fuck this shit. And mania is the same night as the walking dead season finale.
>inb4 see you next week
>skinny Seth Rogen
BASED MIZ
>>1093664
18+
>Skinny Seth Rogen
Miz is the best
BASED FATASS JUST MADE AN TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
>>1093648
kill yourself
Sami BTFO
BASED MIZ
>>1093659
>Ambrose vs. Stroman
>>1093668
see you this thursday
>Dean v Braun
JEANS
>KO still selling the powerbomb from the top rope
Nice
>>1093650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UppumD1RBO0
>ko still out of breath ten minutes after his match
MUH BOY DEANS GUNNA FUCK BRAUN UP!
FUNK
Wait...he isn't dead?
>first Foley's blessing
>no Terry Funk
>>1093664
>>1093658
>Are you seriously
What did he meant with this?
Also, FUCKING TERRY FUNK
>tfw Neville was supposed to be in this segment
He looks OLD AS FUCK. Goddamnit Terry.
CHAINSAW CHARLIE!
TERRY FUNK
A L I V E
>Actually went to another location for one of these
Neat.
>Terry Funk
O bby!
FOREVER
FOREVER
FOREVER
Oh fuck! IT'S THE FUNKADAURUS
TERRY FUNK IS ALIVE
>>1093698
>>1093705
terry sounds like stone cold
POST YFW TERRY FUNK IS WRESTLING TONIGHT
FUNK
FUNK
FUNK
FUNK
>audible brain damage
concussions are no joke kids
They should have added two more people and just made it a ladder match for the IC title.
>that big titty bitch behind deano
Wait I thought Terry Funk died like 2 years ago.
Jesus absolutely no emotion from funk
TERRY IS STILL ALIVE! AW SHIT!
>>1093698
now*
F U N K
>CHAIN SAW
HOLY SHIT THEYRE GOING FULL CZW
Funk's alive?!?!
>>1093725
WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT ABOUT THAT CARD?
>if i had a daughter.......
drifts away
C Z DUB
CHAINSAW CHARLIE
OH SHIT ITS THE FUNK
What the fuck is he talking about?
>Cole saying IS THAT TERRY FUNK like 30 fucking seconds after he comes on screen
I like this gimmick of hardcore folk giving Dean shit to beat Brock with
WHEN THE FUCK DID THE SHOW STARTED??? SHOULDN'T IT BE ON ONLY IN 15 MINUTES??
>Telling an orphan that if you had a son you'd want him to be just like you
lmao
>Chainsaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAOPhWzfiN0
So I'm guessing Dean gets a shit ton of items from past legends for his match against Brock and uses them all at different moments to win?
>Gets Foley's Wire Club
>Gets Funk's Chainaw
Why is Roman higher on the card than him again?
Pretty soon Stone Cold is going to give him a beer
>>1093693
>Dean's going over this Saturday
>I know it to be true
J E E Z U S
E
E
Z
U
S
>>1093485
Didn't Nikki have to get surgery because of that rack attack of hers and is considering retiring?
>yfw Dean talks to Him Dggan and Hacksaw gives him the 2x4
>Dean with a chainsaw
>>1093718
TEXANS
>>1093745
Idiot desu.
>Mick Foley
>Terry Funk
NEXT WEEK. STEVE BLACKMAN
WWE WANTS TO KILL BORK!
>ECW
>CZW
>ECW
>CZW
>DEAN AMBROSE GIVEN BLESSINGS FROM MICK FOLEY AND TERRY FUNK
IM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
>cutting wood
Absolute madman
This guy is just fucking unpredictable and crazy
What will he do next
>>1093746
Lmfao I was just thinking of that when i saw the chainsaw
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>1093748
>Dean chainsaws Brock in half and pins both halves of his body
>>1093750
Whos next on the Hardcore tree? Tommy Dreamer?
>>1093745
Daylight savings time. Do you live outside the US or in Arizona?
>Tommy Dreamer comes out and gives Dean a sheet pizza and a tub of ice cream
Alright, so we have
>Mick Foley
Spiked bat
>Terry Funk
Chainsaw
Who else we missing with iconic weapons?
Jim Duggan's 2x4?
>>1093750
Al Snow gives him Head
Rest in piece in piece Brock
STING'S BAT
>Best in the country
>Terry Funk shot that segment in between matches in the local high school gymnasium
>>1093750
>Not knowing Barbie's name
18+ you fucking casual
>>1093761
No, but seriously, has it started sooner?
>>1093738
>implying that wouldn't mean he would walk out that future ROASTIEs life
1 of us
>>1093439
No Fuji to pass on the salts.
>>1093777
I don't think they'd show that on cable TV you sick fuck
>>1093766
Beat Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania ;)
>>1093775
Maybe
inb4 they actually bring Sandman with his cane
>Goes to Foley
>Acquires barbed-wire bat
>Goes to Funk
>Acquires chainsaw
DEAN AMBROSE IS OBVIOUSLY ON AN EPIC RPG ADVENTURE TO ASSEMBLE THE TOOLS TO BRING DOWN BORK. WHICH LEGEND IS HE GOING TO NEXT WEEK AND WHAT IS HE GOING TO ACQUIRE GUYS?
>>1093770
iron sheik andhis persian clubs.
>>1093746
>get out in the ring, faggot
Holy shit what an era
>>1093775
Sandman's Singapore cane
>yfw Sandman gives Deano his blessing and gives him his Singapore cane.
>>1093775
Sandman's kendo stick
>mfw Brock still goes over at mania
>>1093790
>inb4 they actually bring Sandman with his cane
I'd love that. Get Sabu and give him a chair.
>>1093777
WORRASEREBDYWANT?
WORRASEREBDYNEED?
>>1093775
Steven Blackman with the kendo stick and Sandman with the cane
>>1093777
VEGAS TRIPS CONFIRM
>>1093773
I'm a yuropoor mang, what the hell are you talking about?
>>1093777
keked and checked
>yfw Tommy Dreamer give Dean a spiked 2x4
>>1093795
Only if he jerks off the cane first though
>tfw Dean gets blessings from 2 legends and Bork still wins
Local TV WM32 in Dallas spot.
>Arlington Fags BTFO
>>1093791
>Goes to HHH and gets sledge hammer
>>1093775
Trashman's trashcan
>>1093791
Sandman and his kendo stick w/beer is next
>>1093791
These vignettes are indeed entertaining, especially this latest venture with Terry Funk
>>1093791
Steve Blackman's kendo stick
>>1093770
Sabu.
>yfw Al Snow shows up and gives HEAD to Dean
>>1093795
>sandman
>alive
>2016
>>1093799
Get Haku in to teach him how to bite of peoples noses and break handcuffs and shit.
>>1093791
the dudleyz turn face to give him the table
>>1093743
next up: New Jack gives dean an ak-47.
>>1093791
RVDs weed
>>1093814
>>1093775
Chris Benoit's Gun
Spike Dudley shows up and gives Dean brass knuckles
>KO is out of breath just talking to Steph
TRIPLE THREAT FUCK YEAH
>>1093810
Stop
Scott Hall should give him that taser he used on Goldberg. Plus beer. Lots of beer.
Owens was adorbs in that seggy
>>1093791
Abdullah the Butcher gives him a fork next week ... and Hep C
>>1093828
REDACTED
>>1093791
>goes to William Regal and gets brass knuckles
>>1093828
Not Brian Pillman's? The fuck man?!
>>1093798
Are people stupid enough to think they will give Dean a win agaisnt fucking Bork?
>>1093828
>gun
>not a bowflex and bible
>>1093791
Al Snow's Head
>T-Tell Hunter I said hi
>>1093828
Benoit didn't use a gun you moron
>>1093775
What if he gets Taker's urn and uses it to control him to lose to Shane?
Sami Zayn reminds me of a CAW. His look, his moveset, his song are just mediocre
