-OFFICIAL RAW THREAD-
Keep all discussion here throughout the show.
Current Champions:
> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Triple H
> Intercontinenal Champion: Kevin Owens
> United States Champion: Kalisto
> Diva's Champion: Charlotte
> Tag Team Champions: The New Day
BRIE MODE
First for Seth is GOAT
>>1092816
One day he will return, and he will save us all.
Rumor is Terry Funk and Dwayne will be on tonight.
>>1092831
It's probably going to be much more than that Hogan Shitposter. At this point he'll probably have more money than The Million Doller Man had kayfabe money.
>>1092813
WAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAH FAT DICK
>>1092858
> Another $25 million
Just stop Gawker! Just stop!
>>1092810
>2 cold shit-o thread
Fucking /asp/...why does this board fucking suck?
Le wacky man vs a man who is tall in the ME.
WOO WOO WOOOOOOOOO
MY BOY GETTING WM READDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>1092889
Fucking why? What reason do these two have to face each other?
Vince will announce that he is the special guest ref for the hiac match. I know this to be true.
>>1092897
I'm convinced someone on the creative team still thinks Ambrose and Wyatt are feuding.
What is Eddie Guerrero's best match ever? I often hear him mentioned among the best ever workers, but I've never really *seen* what all the fuss is about.
>>1092898
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv4pz_N4UV8&feature=youtu.be
Do they walk among us?
Booker T just called Roman a 'Samolian'.
If it was Corey or Scott, there would already be angry emails in Connecticut.
>>1092904
Eddie vs Batista was an awesome feud
>>1092904
Eddie vs Brock is pretty good.
>>1092908
You don't remember when TNA brought in Samolian Joe?
>>1092831
>/asp/ thread been dead for over month
>the moment it comes back the hogan posters shows up 3 posts in.
Why can we not have nice things?
>>1092873
>hating somethign that's been around since before the /sp/ merger
why do /sp/ faggots fucking suck and think we need to accomodate their culture?
>>1092946
BTFO
>>1092943
Can't wait to be posting here with my pals in the r/squaredcircle thread
>it's a steve-o thread
2gaysteve can you stop pruning the threads u brony freak
>>1092964
>hogan poster and 6 other dudes circlejerking counts as the /asp/ thread
literally fuck off.
First for KOMania
Who /sef/ here?
>>1092960
Kys
>>1092966
He does it for free
>>1092904
I really liked his stuff with jbl
>>1092976
UUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>1092973
I wonder how bad he smells. Wrestlers must hate having to fight him.
>>1092976
and you cant teach that
so when are they gonna put the World Heavyweight, the US, the Intercontinental, and the tag title on Roman?
>>1092975
>Dean Mark
>Hogan poster got banned
finally, good job mod
>>1092987
The Radical Romark
>>1092983
>you will never get to smell KO
Why even live?
>>1092986
Wrestlemania when all of the wrestlers give up their belts to my man Based Roman
>dean mark and romark plus the hogan poster in the same thread
so are we really sure about staying on /asp/ steve-o?
I think the mods are getting more friendlier to us lately.
>>1092973
is he the only current WWE wrestler with armpit hair?
>>1092991
Yep that's my name friend!
Rip in pizzas mary
RIP QT
>>1092988
I wouldn't hold your breath, the shitposters been here since fucking July of last year. he's ver ypersistent
RAW IS ON FAGOGTS
>>1092992
Literally who?
>I couldn't find a good stream so I just paid the 9.99 to watch the WWE network
>MFW it includes all of my old favorite ppvs.
>MFW it also includes original programming such as LEGENDS House
>MFW I got all of this for less than $10
I don't know what I was thinking before
Real thread when?
BOOOOOOOOOOO
>no crowd noise
lmao they learned
Open Raw with Roman, I fucking DARE YOU .
>Raw starts with a recap of last weeks raw
not even one minute in and it's shit.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>1093001
Who is this? Why did they announce her death?
>>1093003
WWWYKI!
>>1093010
Fucking this.
>>1092999
Yep thats my name friend!
Why do the Usos call everyone "uce"?
Who is that dead bitch?
IMPLANTS
M
P
L
A
N
T
S
>opening with steph
it's a bad show lads
BELIEVE IN ROMAN REIGNS
>Philly is already loud as fuck
I love smark cities.
>Steph
>>1093001
who dat?
God damn it.
That's not even a hot dress.
>Opens with an Authority promo
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHO /stephanie/ HERE
Aw FUCK it's Steph opening the show!
i miss early 2000 steph
> Stephanie will never sit on your face
Why live
Im in love with Tyler breeze
>>1093024
>deciphering their coconut language
>>1093039
>THAT FUCKING BOUNCE
>MUH DICK
THICK THICK!!!!!!!!!!
WTF is that giant baby head?
>>1093035
You gay
>another opening promo
Steph's tits looking fucking massive
How long before security takes away that giant baby head?
Are they pumping in crowd noise already?
>>1093037
Could I be the Vice President?
Can someone seriously tell us who that dead girl was? I goggled her name and got someone else.
>>1093047
Because muh baby face
Save us Shane
>>1093053
>>1093053
>>1093053
>>1093050
They looked even bigger in the packet before the surgeon put them in.
>ywn lick Stephanies sweaty asshole
START THE WHAT CHANT
NOW
NOW
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
He's already a 2 time champ Steph
>why would he risk his wrestlemania match
oh fuck off steph we know you're not gonna remove him from the match.
>>1093054
Sure thing famalam
>It's a Steph buries the audience promo
>mfw
Fucking hell
DEM BOOOS, wew
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
If they cheer for the Roman ... will he die?
>dem loud as fuck boos
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>1093062
Eww
DEM BOOS
FACE OF THE COMPANY
>Steph not letting the crowd get a "WHAT?" chant momentum
It's shit like this that makes her fucking BASED
HOT HEAD
>consecutive non crowd entrances
it's fucking happening ladbroboys
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That was kinda mixed.
Kek
Why is Roman coming out the front now?
>coming out through the entrance
I like it
>Roman not coming out through the crowd
They're learning
>cutting crowd noise
Wouldn't be easier to just admit he sucks and people hate him?
RELEASE THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>hothead
And to think some of you marks don't like JBL
>>1093088
To appease the whiners
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>This is your babyface going into WM
Holy fuck, them god damn boos. If they don't pull the trigger on a heel turn after that they never will.
>crowd noise pumped into his theme
KEK oh Vince.
Those boos
>the state of vinny mac
>>1093088
To hide all the fans booing him
>you will never bow down to steph's queendom
>she will never peg you every night like she does to triple h
>you will never scream "YOU'RE FUCKING GOING OVER STEPH" like Triple H does everynight getting pegged by Steph's massive strapon
DON'T GIVE HIM A MIC.
LET GO
OF THAT
MIC. ROMAN
BASED ROMAN
>this crowd
Why does he sound like he's going to cry?
Why didn't Roman come out of the crowd?
>>1093088
He should have been doing this long ago. Now his music needs to change.
fuck it I'm just gonna count literally everythign wrong with this weeks Raw and recount it at the end of the night
Based MILF Steph is based.
>giving Roman a mic
When will they learn?
BUT THATS A MUHSHAGONY!
that
was fucking nice
real fucking nice
>>1093112
BASED
What in the fuck was that
>>1093118
They arent letting him anymore, they are afraid fans will attack him.
No joke.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1093118
They stop having him do it. Maybe because fans don't fucking like him.
>now IM the authority
you guys they arent boo'ing, they are saying roooooooman
OK
THAT WAS SHORT
NO CRINGE
GOOD GOOD
WE'RE MAKING PROGRESS.
H-H-HE'S GONNA RAPE HER
holy shit
B A S E D R O M A N
PUT THE BITCH IN HER PLACE
That was actually a pretty good promo
That was actually a fucking descent promo.
Jeez, Roman's delivery is so bad.
BestRoman segment ever
Not a bad promo, Short, Sweet, and straight to the fucking point. Has WWE learned?
Look at me. I am The Authority now.
>>1093138
Heel turn hint
PASS ME THE MIC BBYGURL
SUFFERIN SUCCOTASH AT WRESTLEMANIA IM GUNNA PUNCH YO HUSBAND RIGHT IN THE MOUF
YOU GOTTA BELEE DAT MY MAN
>Skylanders Superchargers
That promo actually wasn't awful. If they wanted people to cheer him he should have just been a violent tweener who just threatens everyone all the time.
>Look at me. I'm The Authority now
>>1093155
kek
Good enough for Roman. I expected worse and got a C tier promo. His shit should always been this short.
kek what the fuck?
So....what's wrong with Reigns? What problem do smarks have with this wrestler? I mean I get that a bunch of anti-social losers feel like going against the grain is cool, but....there's more to it then that?....right?
>>1093155
Fucking stupid, but I laughed.
>>1093150
I want to fuck bby grll
How could he block that slap??? Misogynist PIG.
>>1093160
This
>Skylanders
>getting booed in philly
Its ogre
Based Roman though
Rene feet for charity please.
would bid for that
>>1093125
MUH DICK
>>1093160
The boos made him sad so he couldn't ruin it with his dumb smirks.
>The match we wanted for WM is on free TV
>And sponsored by a shitty game that spawned Amiibos.
Fuck you WWE
>Mrs. McMahon I'm Authority
>>1093155
>>1093168
Have you been living under a fucking rock for the past 2 years? There have been countless articles written, podcasts recorded, and opinions given on this subject.
>>1093167
AUTISM
>>1093159
>>1093167
>>1093178
>Europoors stay up until 4am to watch a childrens show
Very smart to end that promo before Roman killed it and got boo'd from the venue.
That was all Roman needed to say right there. Anything more would have been terrible.
That wasn't as bad as it could have been...but listen to the fucking crowd. This guy might be damaged beyond repair, no matter what he does. Good job Vince.
>>1093150
If only roman was a cute grill with big tits I might be interested.
>Skylanders
some anon must have webm of slap stop
How loud will Dean's pop be tonight?
>>1093160
BUT HE HAS TO BE THE NEW JOHN CENA!
FRUIT LOOPS AND LIVING IN AMERICA AND MOM'S APPLE PIE!
I missed the first 10 mins what happened
>>1093197
3am
>>1093160
Yeah, had they done that and not pushed him with a rocket up his ass and let that character build you might actually have a compelling match for this year's mania.
>>1093206
Literally nothing.
>>1093204
Very fucking loud like always
>>1093168
There's nothing intrinsically wrong with Reigns. He's just green but being pushed as the next big thing which is idiotic and nobody wants to be told what to like. Reigns was over as part of the Shield, but he is still developing.
The big problem is Vince wants him as Cena2.0 and is forcing it whether he or anyone else is ready or not.
>>1093168
He's being pushed as THE TOP GUY. We want Ambrose god damnit.
>>1093167
another boring manlet fight after a pointless talking segment.
>>1093168
An entire wrestlemania crowd boo'd him.
fuck this bait, damnit
>>1093168
People are still salty from last year where he won the rumble when it should have been DB (who would have lost it from getting hurt too much)they keep ignoring good talent to make this guy the new john cena.
I saw the end of the segment, who has a pic of Steph tonight?
>>1093204
Nothing but wind
>>1093199
Saying he's damaged beyond repair is a bit much. I honestly think people would embrace him if he decided to turn heal.
YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP
/allredeverything/ to /allblondeverything/
>>1093197
It actually hurt me inside, are we just like the horsefuckers watching MLP?
>>1093197
I'm a depressed neet that has nothing else to do with his life.
I'm probaby going to try and slit my wrist if this is gettin worse
Don't support Trump! He's another kikeservative who's going to sell the country out!
>dat pop
OVER
V
E
R
>ywn hang out with based Chrisley
>>1093220
Rusev should have won it
>>1093217
>we
BASED CHRISLEY
Faggots report in
>>1093225
>Roman turns heel
>gets cheered and everyone loves him
There is no way to win
What do they want?
>Post yfw Roman main events Wrestlemania AGAIN next year
It's based southern boy time!!
This into song is awful, I really want to like AJ but damn it's not easy with that shit.
>total diva commercial with eva marie
>>1093233
MAGA fagget
>le shit entrance music man
Lol styles already jobbing
>>1093233
>want Israel to pay back military services
>supports Israel
pick one
>>1093235
The only pop AJ gets is Jericho.
jericho/aj feud is so fucking forced
>They don't want none
>>1093244
>>1093243
None
>Blowing a dream match like Owens v Styles on a RAW
>>1093248
i agree
what happened in the first 15 minutes?
>>1093244
>>1093244
the only way it would not be awfull is if it it were the fabled Shield triple threat
I like how AJ sells the Codebreaker.
So AJ wins this match to make the feud 1/1?
>>1093247
#Fap4P1
>Kevin Owens
>>1093263
what do you fucking think?
>>1093244
I want to punch Cole every time he says hashtag
>>1093253
>shills even reach out to /asp/
>>1093244
>>1093263
Roman is the authority, belee dat
>>1093263
Based Roman cut a good promo
They are going to Boston tomorrow? Isn't it a taped show? Who are they folling.
So, IC Title change tonight?
>>1093273
authority promo?
>>1093265
Haitch actually draws though.
Shieldettys cant draw a dime.
>>1093260
It was on smackdown first
>>1093260
Should be a Maina match over fucking Y2j and Styles. No one wants to see that match again.
>>1093244
>>1093276
filthy cucks
>>1093283
and Reigns
>>1093282
This isn't even a title match
>Owens vs Styles would be a main event in other promotions
>kicks off RAW in WWE
fucking worthless
