One of these threads?
>>1087404
>favourite high flyer
he didn't fly so good
>>1087676
>>1087679
>>1087680
>>1087683
>he watches the kids' wrestling show
>he complains about it being horseshit
>he continues to watch it while snubbing anything that isn't the kids' wrestling show
>he complains about it being horseshit every week
>he wastes his time watching something he can only find flaws in
18+
>>1087680
>filename
kurwa'd
Triple H and Eddie Guerrero are tied for first. Benoit too. But...
Lita for first, Paige and Ashley Massaro trailing closeby
SIERRA HOTEL INDIA ECHO LIMA DELTA
Yeah, probably JR.
>>1087680
>>1087683
>you must only like /wwe/ approved wrestlers and /wwe/ approved wrestlers only! such as
>memeback
>seth memeins
>romeme reigns
>john memea
>triple meme
>and memey lynch
Gonna get shit for this i assume
>>1087676
not a problem that you like gookwrestling, its just that gookwrestling is horrible
pls no bully
>>1087956
i just did fagboy. deal with it.
>>1087957
It's okay Russo you can admit that you browse /asp/
also stop taking credit for making the rock and stone cold steve austin
>>1087396
Before anyone comments, I watched a lot as a kid and started watching late last year so mine are all pretty much current WWE guys.
>>1088064
Forgot my post too...
>>1088092
+18
>No favorite Big man
that goes to the Undertaker.
>actually having a template with "hottest bitch"
>>1088211
>implying just because they are women they need to be respected
18+ kid
these were more fun with flags
>>1087956
I actually legitimately have no problem with Ryback or HHH. It seems only neckbearded fans who watch Japanese stuff get upset by wrestlers who dont do flips.
>>1088215
>>1088092
This list was made by someone who is either 16 or started watching last year.
>>1087925
Why you left the Favorite Midget picture blank? kek
>>1088092
>Favorite Overall Wrestler
>Ziggler
>>1087956
>It's the salty little Banksetty cuck.
Still can't handle that your waifu isn't over with /wwe/, huh?
>>1088870
I'd agree with that, especially haitch and michaels dx, probably the most overrated tag team of all time, but the rock and sock connection was great for a gimmick comedy team.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O_YUrEfRc0
>>1088293
>favorite tag team is haitch riding the ever-loving-fuck out of stone cold's coattails
The rest is all right though.
>>1087676
How the fuck is Harley Race a "manager"?
>>1087407
I feel like the midget category should be changed. There's not a lot to choose from.
Although I have no idea what to replace it with.
>>1087407
>>1089219
Just change it to Female Wrestler. If you don't have one then just double the pic in the Hottest Bitch category.
>>1089216
He managed Vader in WCW
I AM OBJECTIVELY CORRECT
>>1089399
>iron shiek
>hardcore wrestler
18+
>>1087956
Please have sex you angry little 'man'
>>1089408
>>1088187
>the rock n sock connection
I like it
>>1089399
>Neville
nope
>>1089490
>cm cuck
>hardcore
>>1089492
Pretty sure it's a troll post. Look at the fave announcer and favourite comedy wrestler.
>>1087396
Why are people putting Owens as midget? He's 6ft y'know.
>>1087925
topkek, Cornettte is doing a smug pepe pose
>>1089200
Hope the last one is a joke. Sara has a horse face. She actually looks a lot like Charlotte
>>1089540
>6 foot
>tall
lol okay manlet
>>1089544
They were all jokes t.b.h.
>>1089546
Id say 6ft is on the higher end of average.
I'm a hell of a lot shorter than that. But I'm not a man so
>>1089540
He's 5'10"
>>1089544
Why do you retards see horses everywhere you look?
>>1089585
SHE ADMIT IT
>>1089384
Sterile style? Rushed? I cant enjoy any of this spotfest retarded shit today, all wwe is doing is copying the gooks and its fucking insufferable.
Do people actually believe WWE is real and these guys aren't acting?
Are americans really that retarded?
>>1089711
>wwe isn't real
Thanks for that amazing input. Any other exciting revelations for us?
>>1089724
Why do people watch it if they're aware of this? I don't get it.
>>1089666
Nice Trips
>>1089727
Why do you watch TV shows and films, you know they're not real right??!!
>>1089582
Wrong.
>>1089733
>shows with actual great storyline, content, good actors
>a fuckwit show for 60 iq americans where dudes make retarded moves that dont even look genuine at set times, everything according to script from beginning through end
yep, exactly the same dude, great analogy
>>1089754
>man who hasn't watched wrestling trying to describe wrestling
>>1089759
Describe it to me then. I've watched it a couple of times and it was the exact same thing every time.
>elastic floor so the actors dont get hurt
>retarded moves made up so the 60 iq americans are entertained
>actor getting "knocked out" or knocked over, the other actor lies on him, ref counts down then the actor magically revives, repeat a few times
>retarded american audience cheering
>some fuckwit plots to keep the murricans interested
Did I miss out on something?
>>1089754
You've never actually watched, have you? There are absolutely fantastic stunts preformed on a regular basis. Why am I even responding, I bet you think the walking dead is the pinnacle of television
>>1089754
name one watch you've watched
>>1089775
U gotta be trolling
>>1089776
Give me some example vids then.
Well, whatever show I said you'd bash it anyway so no reason for me to do it, besides I don't think I could go lower than watching grown men in spandex make retarded made up moves on themselves.
>>1089792
You think the ring is made of elastic, you're retarded.
A hell of a lot of wrestlers are currently out with injuries.
>>1089792
No matter what you're shown you're not gonna like it because it isn't "real"
>>1089803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMi0a29e1iU
literally the first random wwe vid i opened, around 0:30 when the actor falls the floor starts moving like a trampoline, how is it not elastic? lmao
>>1089775
>people have different interests
Wow, another amazing reveal. You're on fire, champ.
>>1089814
Maybe he'd like the match where Pedro aguayo ramirez dies in the ring.
>>1089822
>conveniently ignores jeff hardy jumping off the ladder onto two people through a table
No, i'm sure they barely felt it.
>>1089823
Well you can consider fake scripted manchild fighting an interest, you can also consider eating shit and raping animals an interest it doesn't mean that it's not retarded.
As I expected the average iq of a wwe watcher is probably around 60 so no reason to talk to you manboys anymore.
Go watch some more men in spandex rubbing against each other if that entertains you.
>>1089822
It's made of wood
>>1089848
These men are trained to do that, the table was cut so it breaks immediately when it's jumped on, people in circus do more challenging things but that doesn't mean they're not as retarded.
>>1089857
Grils watch wrestling too
>>1088870
Piss off. Rock and Sock was GOAT tag team pairing.
I'd go with the Dudleyz or Hardyz but I enjoyed Rock and Mankind together a lot.
>>1089867
Of course its a break-away table. It's also a person falling 10 meters onto another person. Do you really think that wouldn't hurt? Do you have a learning disability?
>>1089870
I would say strictly girls watch it because you cant consider yourself a man if you watch dudes rubbing against each other and enjoy it
>>1089727
>Why do people watch it if they're aware of this?
What a stupid question.
Why do people pay to watch movies? Why do people watch television series? Why did millions of people go to watch Star Wars? Or are you one those hipsters who only watch documentaries and the animal channel cause it's real.
>>1089880
>dude its bad because its GAY xD
>>1089880
>Le wrestling is gay maymay
I bet sweaty men rub against each other more in MMA than they do in pro-wrestling.
>>1089880
I think you may have stumbled onto a gay porno, not wrestling
>>1089880
>all contact sports r gay
>>1089890
but bro it's fuckin awesome bro because its REAL
did you see how hard he hit him?
>>1089880
Are you so deep in the closet that you think all contact sports are gay?
>>1089878
10 meters LMAO
thanks for confirming how retarded wwe watchers are
this was probably not even 3 meters
>>1089882
grown men in spandex pussycat fighting according to script vs shows/movies with great storylines, actors, scenography etc. same thing right?
holy shit i expected you guys to be dumb but being this autistic is beyond belief lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwTRHfEMq7k
HOLY SHIT THIS VID HAHAAH
retarded american fans with genuine reactions to a scripted manchild fight, also all these comments by normies thinking its all real and all of you are just as dumb as them L M A O
>>1089900
I don't even get where this rubbing against each other meme comes from 2bh. If you watch a typical match today, rest hold barely last more than a few seconds. If there's any erotic rubbing against each other, it's the women doing it.
>>1089914
>Making fun of anyone while using the word "normies"
Take out your piss jugs robot.
>>1089914
no one above the age of 12 thinks it's actually real m8
>>1089914
>same thing right?
Are you stupid? You literally just said you don't "get it" because it's not real, not that other nonsense about "scenography" and "storylines"
Next time you're in the cinema and someone gets shot on screen, walk up to the front of the screen and yell out, "YOU KNOW ITS FAKE RIGHT? HE REALLY DIDN'T GET SHOT!" oh right you wouldn't do that, cause even your autism isn't that flared up.
>This pathetic trolling where you just say "kek" and "lmao" a million times cause you're stupid.
Apply yourself
>>1089926
>tfw i have piss jugs in my room
>>1087685
you cant win dont bother
>>1089946
classic dean mark
>>1089914
https://youtu.be/VnUd_ENMfjo
For u.
>>1087925
AHAHHAHAHHAHHA HARDCORE HOLLY ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS HAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH OMG SHITCORE HOLLY
>>1089914
>normies are wrestling fans
Yeah, no. Raw is at its lowest ratings in years in America right now.
>people are reacting to a bad script
Yeah, no one has ever liked something with bad writing. Twilight was the least popular movie of all time and Star Wars 7 set a record for least box office returns ever. Oh no wait, you're an idiot.
Who is the tag team in OPs pic?
>>1090029
>Patrician taste
More like underage hipster taste.
>>1089666
>that pic
The Bella Twins were mega ring rats. I know Nikki had to be at least
Sorry if my taste is shit.
>>1090109
Were they cool?
>>1090149
You like Seth so you're cool in my book but New Day?
Sure they are the best currently, but you have a whole lot to choose from
>>1089191
more like the only way austin could get any heat
call me a contrarian but i really liked his heel run
>>1089739
>not knowing the vast majority of wrestlers wear lifts in their boots
>>1090541
Not everyone has one leg shorter than the other one, Raven.
>>1089200
Steph best manager
>>1090551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwmgVIVg9lE
Kane is supposedly 7t tall, yet here he is notably shorter than big show(who isn't 7ft tall either) who is in full gear.
>>1090149
Why is Kalisto your favorite high flyer ever?
Who's the muslim a lot of people are puting at favourite overall
>>1090623
Sabu, he's not a muslim it's just his gimmick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwqY7VbD0jI
>>1090623
or do you mean seth rollins? i think you meant seth rollins
>>1090637
Literally no one put Sabu in "Favorite Overall"
boom
>>1090623
I it may be muhammad hassan but with long hair
>>1090623
Do you mean Seth Rollins? He was champion for awhile after splitting from his shitty group. He sucks on the mic and in the ring, people just put him because A+ meme.
>>1087676
good list but who's the bitch? i can't quite make her out
Judging by this thread, 95% of you started watching wrestling a few years ago and only watch WWE
>>1090829
>he sucks in the ring
18+
>>1091038
ebin
n-no bully please
I'm super casual
>>1090867
Kaitlyn
>people putting Daniel Bryan in the "favorite midget spot"
don't know if bait but I feel compeleld to respond in some way
>>1091151
Seriously nigga no favourite announcer?
>>1091416
I dont really pay attention to them, like if I dont see themin the ring I dont really care
lele im a punk fag
>>1090559
implying edge is a comedy wrestler?
there is a different between being a funny guy and being a comedy wrestler
>>1089960
I'm assuming you wouldve picked mick foley (cause of all the replays of the hell in a cell match right?) or faggot dean ambrose (despite never seeing a czw match in your life?)
Hardcore wrestling fucking sucks, so i picked the best in ring talent that did hardcore wrestling
>>1091494
>so i picked the best in ring talent that did hardcore wrestling
lel Jobcore isn't even the best in-ring talent of his kayfabe cousins
>>1089775
>>elastic floor so the actors dont get hurt
Two sheets of plywood.
>>actor getting "knocked out" or knocked over, the other actor lies on him, ref counts down then the actor magically revives, repeat a few times
Correct. This is one of the dumbest things about wrestling.
>favorite male wrestler
>favorite tag team
>favorite female Wrestler
The Undertaker
The Hart Foundation
Nikki Bella
>>1087676
Who is the hot bitch?
