What the hell is it with hajeeds? What cultural aspect of life in India makes them so susceptible to get worked by WWE and why are they so obsessed with Cena and Reigns? Also, I am pretty sure that a massive % take WWE at face value as a shoot.
Any theories as to why they are so easily worked?
>>1083274
They don't even have plumbing.
>>1083276
DESIGNATED
They like winners. They don't even know it's fixed. Their governments and religions are seen as absolute authorities so they don't have any concept of relativism in the face of corruption. They are innocent marks and are forever pure in their Fandom.
because pajeets are betas; being a beta is ingrained in their culture
and watching pseudo masculine men with exaggerated macho behaviour who touch each other and imagine themselves on their place is something that betas enjoy immensely; this board is a great example of that
The how can she slap guy should debut as a strictly intergender competitor in WWE
>>1083283
>rape country
>innocent and pure
>>1083274
Because they recognise how great Cena truly is.
As for Reigns, I have never fucking clue.
It's less foolish to think it's real than to want it to be faker than it already is, which is all that vanilla midget fans clamour for. At least they understand that the whole point is to believe it. People who disagree aren't pro wrestling fans, just WWE fans who pretend to hate WWE despite going to point their index fingers every week a decade after everyone else forgot WWE even existed.
>>1083334
>At least they understand that the whole point is to believe it
No, they're just marks
This >>1083285 and the fact that they worship and idolize all celebrities like gods. India is a bit of an enigma since they have the internet unlike other 3rd world countries but they don't have the same social norms as Western countries. This means that they are behind the times comparable to when wrestling was starting out and everyone was a mark. Give them some time and it's going to be a shitstorm once the ball drops.
They just have patrician taste
>>1083381
Jesus...lol
>>1083274
Bollywood is a very influential culture. I guess that's where the idea of a "hero" starts, and they literally grow up watching and believing this scripted heroes.
Or you can just consider pajeets as miserable slum scums and that already explained the demographic of reigns fans.
fresh OC
>>1083274
This isn't very complicated. Lots of people live there, so there's a large potential audience. I'm sure that Indian smarks can't believe that that 3 million Americans - 1% of the population! - watch RAW every week, and congratulate their country on not being so colossally stupid as to fall for the McMahons in such great numbers.
>what the hell is it with the sammys? what cultural aspect of life in the USA makes them so susceptible to get worked by WWE?
>They like winners. They don't even know it's fixed. Their country is all about the worship of sportsmen, actors and business tycoons.
>Hollywood is a very influential culture. I guess that's where the idea of a "hero" starts, and they literally grow up watching and believing this scripted heroes.
>>1083274
POO
>>1083421
Exactly.
I believe they call this 'myopia'.
>>1083421
You're retarded if you think India has less marks then the states
>>1083421
>sammys
Nobody calls you people that.
>>1083421
Pro wrestling in India goes back years. Look up Daro Singh who was the all time champ.
>>1083381
Panjeets puts over john cena
Based as fuck
>>1083417
>just KILL Triple H
do they knwo its fake
>>1083417
>Shail Shrivtavas
KEK
>>1083274
They're uneducated and live in a miserable shithole full of rape, poverty and shitting in streets. It's only natural they would want to have some sense of escapism and take WWE very seriously. It's possible they're living vicariously through their heroes like Cena.
>>1083274
Indians love watching other people be successful. It's a big thing in their culture due to living in a shithole. That is also why game shows like Who Want's To Be A Millionaire are HUGE there
It's the whole cultural approach to TV and Movies that differs so much from the western media, which is why we find Bollywood strange and funny.
That's really it. They have their own kayfabe. Anything else is just racist funny memes poo in loo baiting.
Brazil has a similar thing to a lesser degree with cariocas.
>>1083417
I love these Punjabi twats
>>1083381
This is kinda creepy.
>>1083417
Shail knows what's up
My fucking sides indian smarks are funnier than their marks
>>1083274
Remember, it is a new market so they don't know all the 80s and 90s icons. They probably think Ramen is actually cool. Maybe it's cause he is the closest looking to an Indian person?
>>1083417
Holy shit they sound brainwashed as fuck. And their shitty English doesn't make it sound any less creepy.
>>1084379
>he is the closest looking to an Indian person?
that doesn't explain the love for Cena. Indians are just the ultimate marks, they probably believe that Kane its an actual demon.
>>1083274
Because India isn't a bunch of braindead smarks.
>>1084563
This
>>1083274
>What cultural aspect of life in India makes them so susceptible to get worked by WWE
Because India's a poor as fuck country with a national dish of dirt and cockroaches, thus its populace is stupid as shit.
Simple as fuck m8
>>1083381
>identical to the comments section of porn sites where they think they're actually talking to the women
Jesus.
>>1084563
Joke's on you, Indians love Daniel Bryan.
>>1083417
>If Roman has million number of fans i am one of them . if Roman has ten fans i am one of them. if Roman have only one fan and that is me . if Roman has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth
FUCKING
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>>1084653
Based as fuck 2bh
>>1084616
And CM Punk. And Mysterio. But also Kane and Goldberg. There's no real pattern to being over in India.
