The WWE wellness policy is completely legit. Nothing shady about it
fuck off phil
back to /woo/ lad
>>1081013
It's entirely possible to look like that without steroids, it just takes commitment and the willingness to be much weaker than you look.
Based Big Guy can't do his own finisher but he looks a million dollars.
fuck off and please lift. look at his shoulders. natty.
>>1081019
no, but why make a thread that is already made on /woo/. Did you get banned or something
>>1081018
...No.
>>1081018
>>1081022
>natty
LOL
>>1081019
Begging you to live without public assistance
>sami zayn hate on /woo/
>ryback hate on /asp/
nice
>>1081032
M8 zayn is going to be curtain jerking for awhile
Based big guy has a chance of being pushed back to the main event
>>1081032
Ryback is fairly over in /wwe/ same with Harper, Beeg, and A+ player
>>1081025
jesus. some autist is fucking posting on both boards KEK
>>1081038
it's probably a punk babby
>>1081041
kek must be. i see the cm phil thread and this ryback bashing thread are the ones copied over, fucking state of cuck man punk marks
>>1081035
>Based big guy has a chance of being pushed back to the main event
only to be fed to the BIG DOG
enjoy it while it lasts I guess
>>1081046
No you're exactly correct
How does it feel to be in agreement faggot
>>1081013
natty as fuck.
>>1081013
It's called the TALENT wellness policy you dumb fuck.
Since Ryback isn't talented he doesn't have to get tested.
>>1081079
+1 UPVOAT!!1! xDD
HaHAh such le epic and witty comment!
>>1081013
>if i can't get big as this person, they have to be taking sterioids!!
>>1081018
>delusional manlet lifters believe this
>current year
>>1081015
>say anything negative about ryback and your suddenly cm punk
projecting much, aren't you?
>>1081079
KEK
>>1081079
hehehehe so funny
>>1081013
he seems a lot softer and fatter than he did a few years ago, almost like he's losing muscle mass because he can't juice up anymore
>>1081135
hehehe you're a faggot and ryback sucks LMAO
>>1081244
says the babby who made a copy of a /woo/ thread hehehehe
>>1081013
Yes yes, it's a total joke. This has been clear for years.
Break it down:
"Meltzer has cast doubt on the WWE talent roster being completely clean.... he was asked on his radio show whether the lack of drug test failures in recent years means the WWE locker room is now substance-free and responded, "You shouldn't believe the roster has been clean for two years...I wouldn't even believe two weeks.” Although WWE bans the non-medical use of HGH, talents aren't tested for it. HGH can only be picked up in blood testing, not the standard urine testing, which is why athletes in most sports use it with impunity. According to Meltzer... some talents circumvent the drug testing policy by using high dosages of HGH combined with low dosages of Testosterone (also prohibited)."
"The Substance Abuse and Drug Testing Policy prohibits the use of drugs by WWE talent for other than a legitimate medical purpose pursuant to a valid prescription from a licensed and treating physician." http://corporate.wwe.com/wellness/talent-wellness-summary
I.e. "Therapy Use Exemption Forms." In the real world that means blasting Gs of test-e when you're away from testing for a couple of weeks and then going to an anti-aging doctor with complaints of low test symptoms and then being given a prescription of 250mg test/week 4 lyfe.
>Besides The Ryback - smark favs in Rollins, Neville and Balor are obviously blasting the GH as they have the clear cut GH 'sheen'. The KEKworthy thing about the Wellness Policy is that GH is worse than anabolics of the past. The organ, bone and tumor growing effects of the substance are going to give wrestlers long term health issues. Ask Big John 'I Wanna Be Andre' Studd.
>>1081447
P.S.
KEKing hard as I've just realised in posting that The Ryback is BIGGER and LEANER than peak-era Superstar Billy 'My Daughter's Godfather is Arnold' Graham.
Yet people will still blow the Wellness Policy and claim their favourite modern shitty wrestlers are FULL NATTY BRAH.
>>1081447
>Break it down:
DEGENERATION X
>>1081447
Ryback, triple h, neville, balor, seth are literally all using steriods. Maybe deanetty was too, but stopped.
>>1081461
The problem with roids is that your layman has no idea of their effects.
>Ambrose couldn't be taking them because he's skinny
Lance. Amstrong. Who, even with a history of prostate cancer, was using testosterone replacement therapy throughout his career. The only difference is he wasn't using megadoses.
Honestly, CM 'Straight Edge' Punk should be cast in doubt by proxy of everyone else - and the women - using. Think he wouldn't inject himself with TRT doses if a doctor recommended and rescribed it? "HE STR8 EDGE MANG" kek, get back to me when he's declining antibiotics and general anesthetic. A mind can easily rationalize anything.
>Triple H
Ignoring the evidence of anabolics... Like Ryback, compare and contrast his face of years ago to now. His facial bone structure has changed completely. GH 4 lyfe.
>>1081018
>It's entirely possible to look like that without steroids
No. No it isn't.
A "Fat Free Mass Index" of significantly greater than 25 or so is a surefire indicator of steroid use. Now, taking Ryback's billed height and weight of 6'3'' and 290 lbs, and assuming he is 20% body fat (which is HUGELY overestimated, for his benefit, the higher the body fat percentage, the lower the FFMI), that comes out to a FFMI of 29.7
He's clearly on steroids. I honestly don't care. The War on Steroids is a pile of bullshit manufactured by limp-dick desk jockeys and bureaucrats who could never cut it in any athletic endeavor and feel the need to protect their egos by running down people who are fundamentally better than them in every way.
What pisses me off is that Ryback (and Cena, and Sheamus, and Haitch) gets a free pass from WWE while they try to run Rey Mysterio out of the company over goddamn nasal spray. That's really all ANY anti-doping program is; a method for administrative pussies to persecute people they don't like.
>>1081486
All this.
>>1081491
>BeckyLynchSeesYourPenis.jpg
What are the odds Punk really isn't straight edge
>>1081495
>.jpg
.gif I mean. I knew my mistake as soon as I hit the goddamn Post button.
>>1081496
>Caffeine addict
I'd say about 100%
>>1081505
>"Caffeine ain't no drug. It's not like it makes you more alert and waithdrawal causes anxiety. Or alters stomach acid levels upon ingestion. Or increases blood pressure. Or increases the heart rate of a baby in pregnant women. Or... OH SHIT! AJ? AJ? You in the kitchen? How do I turn this internet thing off?"
>it's all natural gains, i super swear!
>>1081486
>I honestly don't care
Goes on to whine about it forever.
I am loving how many /asp/ threads are straight copy + pasted from /wooo/ right now.
>>1081478
yeah straight edge falls in on itself because no one can agree where to draw the line
caffiene is the most addictive and widely abused substance in the world bar heroin and he walks around with a giant pepsi tattoo. i don't get it
>>1081560
>browsing /wooo/ ever
>>1081574
You mean bar tobacco?
>>1081602
more addictive maybe, more widely abused hell naw
>>1081606
Way more widely abused than fucking heroin m80.
>>1081606
> more people are on smack than smoke
Uwotm8
What are you guys talking about, the roster is completely natty
>>1081013
*bleh* *bleh* *bleh* *bleh* *bleh* *bleh*
>>1081015
>any criticism of le roid junkie of shitty tag lines must come from Punk himself
Nice autism you got there. Triggered much?
>>1081486
Are you seriously saying that the rules against unhealthy and dangerous practices were written by people who don't lift because they're jealous?
You're a joke.
If Ryback isn't natty then why are his arms so much smaller than the rest of his body?
>>1081013
He looks like a super mutant
>>1081683
>Are you seriously saying that the rules against unhealthy and dangerous practices were written by people who don't lift because they're jealous?
>Wellness Policy
>>1081784
All natty dawg, any 65 year old could look like that
>>1081728
kek
>>1081786
Kek
>>1081013
>talentless golberg on steroids.gif
Sooo, Goldberg?
>>1081447
Yeah, you've never used gh before or known anyone that has, have you? It's expensive as fuck and mainly used for healing and recovery. To get any noticeable growth from gh you're gonna have to blast 10 iu's or more for a few months in combination with anabolics.
>>1081824
>It's expensive as fuck
The expensive argument is used by meatheads who try to put off others from juicing. GH is 'expensive' if you ain't got a decent job, are a kid or compare it to injectables and orals. It ain't expensive if your body is your life.
Google 'reddit steroid source' and check out some underground companies importing and reselling HGH from Mexico, Egypt, Spain and Eastern Europe among others. 4UI (a standard full time 'on' Bodybuilding dose) can be had for £6/$10 per day. These are the same drugs sold by pharmacies in the US. That's only $4k/year to someone whose medical anti-aging insurance is also covering an additional 2-4UI's of GH per day as standard.
>ainly used for healing and recovery
Google 'burn victims HGH PubMed'. HGH is so effective it'll put size on bed ridden 90% burn patients. Also google 4chan fav Rich Piana to see how he bases his cycling around it.
You know nothing about HGH.
>in combination with anabolics.
kek
They're also on 125mg-500mg testosterone/week as standard. CTRL+F 'therapy use exemption form'.
Why does it matter? It isn't a real competition.
It would be better if they just made certain steroids legal so their doctors could regulate use, rather than people doing it under the table and possibly not as safely.
>>1081683
>unhealthy and dangerous practices
If that were really the concern, you little retard, they wouldn't bother drug testing rugby players. They'd just ban rugby.
Everything about the anti-doping cabal is an excuse to give useless bureaucrats a reason for existing. If it didn't exist, these fucks would have to get real jobs.
>>1081954
I certainly think that'd be better. If it was allowed and regulated, we'd probably see a fucking boom in advances on this stuff because then you could have legit big bucks pouring into it. Legal steroid use would have billions from every pro sport going into this stuff and we'd get newer, better, maybe safer stuff.
>there are people that unironically believe that you can look like that without any kind of PEDS
I know like half of this board is retarded but come on
>>1083910
are you autistic everyone in sports related is taking steroids.
>>1083911
Not Kevin Owens
>>1081079
You better pray The Big Guy isn't lurking this thread. If he wasn't so nice, he'd Shellshock you thru your mom's coffee table.
>>1083970
KFC is his steroids
>>1084215
>Even his head is veiny
He's literally roided out of his skull.
I miss based Rybully though
>>1081447
>Ryback
>HGH
Pretty obvious there. Look at his brow! Cena as well; especially his hands.
Daily reminder that Funaki was busted for juicing.
>>1084417
Eveyone juices. WWE just busted funaki because he wasn't an important to the company and makes it the company look good
>>1084424
This. Every now and then they'll bust an expendable guy just to keep up the illusion that they're actually doing anything.
Think any of the women juice? Steph maybe?
>>1084428
Nikki
Stephanie
Jojo
>>1081621
>The man that wellness forgot
>>1084429
Why would Jojo? She isn't even a wrestler.
>>1081013
Hello Phil, how is that UFC carreer goin?
>>1087745
>carreer
How is third grade going?
>>1087749
alot bedder then you're carreer phil
>>1087759
You're making my back hurt, kid.
THE MASTER
I legitimately don't know how you could be in the WWE without being on steroids, unless you look like crap.
Think about it:
>Wrestling 3/4/5 nights a week.
>Travelling like crazy.
>Working out every night so you look good.
>Eating on the road.
They have barely any recovery time, their bodies get beat up daily and they're expected to look big and ripped. I see steroids as almost something that most wrestlers must feel is mandatory, unless they've got excellent genetics.
>>1081022
natty?
