>Republican National Convention in Cleveland, Ohio >WWE
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>Republican National Convention in Cleveland, Ohio
>WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump has easily picked up the delegates he needs
>Lyin' Ted and Little Marco on suicide watch
>John Kasich expects to be tapped as VP
>Trump takes stage
>"It is my honour to accept this nomination, and I guarantee you that I will beat Hillary in November. It will be tremendous. And it is my pleasure to announce my VP tonight. He is a good friend of mine..."
>John Kasich begins to stand up
>No Chance in Hell plays over the speakers
>crowd goes nuts
>Vince McMahon struts onto stage and shakes Donald's hand
>picks up WWE branded microphone
>"Twenty two years ago I fought the federal government! But I take my competition by the throat and I squeeze the life out of my competition! I will dominate the federal government once again and so, Donald, it is my honor to..."
>screen switches to Mar-a-Lago in Florida
>Shane McMahon walks out
>Vince clears throat
>"The name on the ticket does say McMahon..."
Bet on it. This is a slow burn.
>>1074255
I think I love you anon
The sad thing is Trump's stump speech basically is a wrestling promo.
>>1074445
>Trump is doing better promos than we've seen in WWE in over a decade
>sad thing
Go suck Roman's dick, mark.
