In aikido we instantly snap your bones. We don't slowly apply pressure and wait for our opponents to tap out like they do in the UFC. We're not a sport.
>>1055000
Good luck getting past my jab
In Ansatsuken we can instantly kill people. We don't apply such stupid things like snapping bones and making people suffer that little like with Aikido. We're not a martial art.
In fedora tipping we instantly cringe your soul, we don't let you suffer just for a brief moment. We're not socially adept.
>>1055000
Lmao. Dude, nobody is going to sit there and let you play with their hand and twist it around like Steven Segull. You're going to get blasted and this martial art is bullshit
>>1055000
nice trips but tell me; how many bones have you snapped in training today?
>>1055050
/thread
>>1055433
Underrated post
>>1055000
Way to obvious 0/10
>>1055433
In /asp/ we instantly ruin the thread, we don't slowly shitpost like in other boards. We are not even a real board.
>>1055050
fpbp
Btw, I've done some aikido (about 3 years). Any combat sport > aikido easily. A guy who did boxing for 3 fucking months could fuck up a 1st kyu aikidoka with a simple 1-2 combo.
Felt good when I did it in HS though, and ukemi rolls are a pretty decent skill to have.
WITHOUT TOUCHING HIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXIBi_lszsg
>>1057082
Seconded.
>>1062054
too dangerous for the ring
were not in it for the money
were about survival
>letting any real fight go to the ground
>>1062054
I RESTRAIN 6ft5 300 pounds WITH MY AIKIDO
