Give a dog a berry and you feed him for a day. Teach a dog to berry and you feed him for a lifetime.
If by "a lifetime" you mean however long it takes for him to eat a poison one, yeah.
Build a dog a fire and he'll be warm for the night.
Light a dog on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Give a dog a bone and you feed him for a day. Teach a dog to bone, and you can film it and sell the footage to perverts on the internet.
GOD DAMNIT DOG STAY AWAY FROM MY STRAWBERRIES THEY AREN'T EVEN RIPE YET
>>2160803
nice dogger
This ass hole... this asshole not only eats the ripe mulberries and cherries off the trees, he waits until I have a handful and tries to knock them out of my hand to eat them and I know the second I start getting veggies from my garden he's going to be going after them to
>>2161705
Thats not healthy behavior, a dog should not try and snatch things out of your hands.
Could lead to a serious hand bite one day.
