everyday I walk on campus I get dive bombed by this asshole crow. Same stretch of sidewalk. I get close and hear him do these short calls.
why is this happening? I've watched other people walk and seen him dive one other person so it's not just me but the crow seems to be selective.
He gets literally a foot or less away because I can hear the woosh right next to my ear and feel a rush of wind. Am I at risk of getting my shit fucked up by this asshole?
My dad made me watch The Birds when I was a kid so I may be making a big deal out of some harmless territorial peacocking. Still scary as shit
>>2157143
Bring something to hit it with. You are the dominant species
>>2157143
Crows are smart enough to recognize people, and hold grudges. Maybe you look like someone who pissed it off earlier.
>>2157369
this. try to make friends with him maybe, offer him food.
The fuck did you do to piss it off? Don't be an asshole to crows. Word gets around and the next thing you know, all the crows will hate you.
>>2157405
The only thing I can think of happened weeks earlier and not even the same location on campus.
I was walking on the sidewalk and was approaching a crow that was sitting in the grass next to the sidewalk. I got a few feet away and all of a sudden started getting divebombed by 2 or 3 other crows. I just kept walking and realized that was probably a younger crow that couldn't fly or something and the others were protecting it
>>2157376
how can I offer it food? Just toss some shit in the grass or hold out something when he dives me
>>2157674
Yes, toss it on the ground.
