What is the fastest way to become a dog?
[spoiler] serious responses only pls
Inject dog blood daily, thigh injections are most effective. Most doctors in the states will do it by now, but you have to sign papers and go through testing to prove you are capable of being a dog and not trying to talk as one.
Can't have false positives of dog intelligence.
>>2154690
Fastest? Kill yourself and hope the Hindus are right.
>>2154745
you're more likely to roll a bacteria though. You need alot of luck rolling something that's even multicellular
>>2154690
impossible, no human is that good.
>>2154749
What you're reincarnated as is based on how good a person you were in this life. That's what karma is, not something that happens to you in this life. Killing yourself alone will probably bump you down the chain a little bit.
>>2154690
>>2154755
I'm not sure any person lives a "good" life though. We all fall down the ladder really hard after the incredible chance we had to be born once as a human.
>>2154756
I hate you. Please go to /trash/ and be with your own kind.
>>2154762
Well he did ask for the fastest...
I think it's a good compromise.
>>2154756
I want to cum inside Duke
>>2154780
I want to spike your drink with bleach
