Is there any animal more smug than a platypus? Just look at this smug little bugger right here. How could any non ten sex determining chromosome having, infrared seeing in, urethra having, stomach having, non electroreceptors having animal even compete?
>>2147935
Can I snuggle with him?
>>2147957
They are venomous.
>>2147958
Those smug bastards
I just wanted cuddles
>>2147935
They are memes in animal form
>>2147957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6QHzIJO5a8
>>2148026
Look at that little shit
I want one
>>2147958
Only the males are venomous. The females shed their spurs after they first emurge from their mothers burrow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OFeOZw7efw
They even get multiple documentaries by Attenborough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5Y2h5zjpWU
>>2148231
d-don't be ridiculous anon. platypodes can't be waifus
>>2148273
Waifus no snugglefus yes
Prickelsnort
This bad boy is pretty smug
>>2150623
He sure is
>>2147935
They're the only mammal capable of creating poison.
>>2148026
Is it even legal to have one of those cheeky little cunts as pets?
>>2150821
You whot m8? Certain moles and shrews are also secrete poisons.
>>2150824 Not technical, but with a special permit you can have one for science.
>>2150623
Not as smug as fishyhumpers
>>2151080
>>2150623
Cause he's part of the white master race.
>>2151136
Well played sir well played. Tips bill. Belugas are pretty bad ass all things considered.
>>2151284
We don't normal see that kind of pol'ishness around here.
>>2147935
Seals, smug as fuck.
>>2151080
From the thumbnail I thought this was a hand coming out of the water and flipping me off.
>>2151080
Feel bad for these dudes. They are like the ugly inbred cousins of the cool dolphins and they live in a stinky brown river
>>2151475
Y'all best get used to it, I'm here to discuss niggers - the lowest animal known to man (white master race)
>>2152827
Better than living with stinky brown people!
>>2153241
They're not so bad sometimes. Platypus's are said have a slightly musky smell like foxes. Also I found your cat for you.
>>2153241
Would rather commit incest than live with brown people.
>>2153498
Herr Kitler we're roasting moneyniggers tonight
>>2153499
I'm pretty sure you can have a racially homogeneous society without race mixing you just need a population over like ten thousand to guarantee it. This just made me wonder if all dolphins are inbred.
