How does one properly care for a pet rock? I'm thinking of getting one for my 7 year old son, but I'm not quite sure if he can handle the responsibility that would be needed to ensure it has a happy life
Let it spend plenty of time outside.
>inb4 whiny cunts complain about it being an invasive species and destroying the local ecosystem.
Pet rocks deserve some freedom.
>>2133700
You're a shit pet rock owner.
Keep your pet rock inside where it belongs, and maybe it has a chance at a longer, happier life.
>>2133702
Better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Stop torturing your pet rock and let it live its life.
>B-b-but think of all the grass your rock kills by crushing them to death for sport
Fuck you and your weak grass.
>>2133696
Get pet pebbles OP. They're smaller, hardier, easier to care for, and you can fit twice as many in a ten gallon than you would pet rocks.
Help guys! I let my rock outside for a few years and there's this greenish-gray stuff growing on it.
We it come off if I give it a bath? Is it okay to use Axe body wash on granite?
>>2134403
You need to take your rock to a bet ASAP
>>2133696
>tfw I had to give away my pet rock after it attacked my sister
>>2133696
>basalt dad and granite mom
kid should be a piece of clay pottery
>>2134466
>throw rock at your sister
>"but mooom! it was the rock that attacked it, I swear!"