How can a goose be this much of an asshole?

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>go fishing
>huge flock of geese rolls up to hassle me like a 50s motorcycle gang hassling a shopkeeper

Their dinosaurs.

>>2126404
>tfw you bro out with geese

>>2126404
They aren't.

When they get to you/attack you/bite you it doesn't hurt and they stop.

>>2126404
That's a duck, dude.

>>2126447
>walking over main roads like they own them while aware of oncoming vehicles
>shit everywhere
>hiss angrily
>ugly

they are either assholes or very stupid birds. i live in a city where they occupy the main parks and everyone complains about them.