So i am making an animation and i need "animals" that represent the top 20 countries by gop.
Here us my list so far the more offensive the better.
>>2125381
you should use arooster for France t
>>2125390
France has to be frog.
French are refered to as frogs already.
I get the joke but i chose rooster for mexico because Mexicans do not have heads due to the cartels.
I might make canada the Canadian goose
Japan as dolphin or tannuki
Germany as German Shepard
I don't get Korea as peacock but don't have a better idea
>>2125403
Might be because they hate china aka kung fu panda 2
>>2125403
Japan needs to be a hentai monster that attacks whales.
No exceptions
Anyone got any better ideas for netherlands and Switzerland?
I chose turtle because neutral but lion seems wrong for Netherlands.
>>2125408
Sloth for netherlands because blaze it 420?
>>2125381
Use a dog as Korea
>>2125408
Dutchie here, I guess the only animal I would identify with as a Dutchmen, is the lion. Or perhaps some shitty bird (mostly) indigenous to our country, like the ring-tail harrier.
>gold eagle
>Germany
Maybe if you were making nazi jokes. Otherwise I'd go with bear. Make Russia a wolf. Not sure why you'd choose wolf for Italy.
UK should be a bulldog desu
>>2125507
our national bird is the house sparrow.
I understand the Turkroach meme, but you're missing out on a good joke making Turkey actual Turkeys,
Roaches would be fine if you had a 4chan demographic but I'm assuming this isn't for neckbeards, so just a suggestion so no one asks why you made them roaches for no reason other than a /pol/ meme
>no making America an obese yellow lab
>>2125507
It is not what you identify with it is how others see you. But I may keep the lion.
>>2125517
Russia has a bear thing
German Shepherd may fit better than the gold eagle.
Italy likes wolves?
>>2125492
kek
india needs to be a dung beetle
>>2125540
The animation will revolve around a modern crusade
>>2125492
I like you
>>2125568
If i keep the turk roach i will do that.
>>2125540
If OP wants to be as offensive as possible shouldn't Mexico be roaches?
>>2125582
Mexicans should be rats tbhonest. Think speedy gonzales
>>2125596
Seems a bit dated. Maybe jumping beans.
>>2125381
why not put a donkey or a mule as Mexico? a rooster seems a bit off.
>>2125381
you should change Saudi Arabia to a camel, and then change Switzerland to a mountain goat.
>US: Eagle
>China: Panda
>Japan: Raccoon Dog
>Germany: Doberman
>UK: Swan
>France: Frog
>Indian: Elephant
>Italy: Bat
>Brazil: Just a normal Brazilian man
>Canada: Moose
>Korea: Hare
>Spain: Bull
>Australia: Kangaroo
>Russia: Horrifying bear/wolf mutant because Chernobyl
>Mexico: Chihuahua
>Indonesia: Komodo Dragon
>Netherlands: Lion
>Turkey: Roach
>Switzerland: Deer
>Arabs: Goat
>Israel: Rat
>>2125381
>US: Pig/turkey
>China: IDK, maybe a siamese cat
>Japan: squid/puffer fish
>Germany: Cuckoo
>UK: Brown Trout
>France:Frog
>India: Dung beetle
>Italy: Goat
>Brasil: Monkey
>Canada:Goose
>Korea: Nureongi Dog.
>Spain: Donkey (y'know, Don Quixote)
>Australia: Cane Toad/Funnel Web Spuder
>Russia: Bear/mole
>Mexico: Rat
>indonesia: Orangutan
>Netherlands: Orange
>Turkey: Cockroach
>Switzerland: Marmot/pika
>Saudi Arabia: Camel
>Israel: Sheep
>>2125617
You could use rabbit or lynx as Spain, since both are endemic from there. But Iberian lynx kinda fits more for me as both have been on the brink of a disaster but are recovering slowly and are kinda "irrelevant" internationally.
>>2125381
>>>2125381
>>US: Pig/turkey
I like the eagle better but may use pig
>>China: IDK, maybe a siamese cat
Sticking with panda
>>Japan: squid/puffer fish
>>Germany: Cuckoo
Kek using this
>>UK: Brown Trout
I like fox cuz they both hate guns and fox hunting
>>France:Frog
>>India: Dung beetle
Doing this
>>Italy: Goat
I chose Saudi arabia as goat because goat fuckers
>>Brasil: Monkey
>>Canada:Goose
>>Korea: Nureongi Dog.
Might use but might keep peacock
>>Spain: Donkey (y'know, Don Quixote)
I need a prep the bull joke and they had moors
>>Australia: Cane Toad/Funnel Web Spuder
Need the roo
>>Russia: Bear/mole
>>Mexico: Rat
>>indonesia: Orangutan
Might use
>>Netherlands: Orange
??? The fruit???
>>Turkey: Cockroach
>>Switzerland: Marmot/pika
Might use
>>Saudi Arabia: Camel
Goat fucking and similarity to Jews
>>Israel: Sheep
Thanks for the help
>>Italy: Bat
Might use
>>Brazil: Just a normal Brazilian man
Kek that would be hilarious
>>Russia: Horrifying bear/wolf mutant because Chernobyl
I like the idea
Thanks for the help
>>2125944
yes, the fruit.
>>2125948
CHERNOBYL IS IN UKRAINE.
>>2126280
>implying Ukraine in not Russian clay
>>2126279
Y tho?
here is the list now
the thumbs up means final answer
Israel: mosquito
>>2126694
Not bad may actually do that instead. *rubs puke in hands*
>>2126687
Israel should be Rats.
