Why is it always happy?

>>2124716
so kawaii

it has given up

>>2124716
Because it's swimming in cash after entering a deal with the Australian Tourist Board to rip off attention whore Instagram-addicted gap-year millennials

It isnt happy. It is just pretending

>>2124716
Why aren't you always happy?
What could be worse than dieing in about 40 years?

>>2124716
What the fuck is this thing and why don't I have him as a pet? I'd treat him good. Grow old together. Wheel him around in a baby stroller during summer and make sure he doesn't burn his feets. I'd change his water bowl everyday. Put an ice cube in it, if he liked.

>>2124716
I want to have this now

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>>2124716
Which animal is cuter than a wombat? [spoiler]A baby wombat.[/spoiler]

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I must fly to Australia...

Isnt that a quokka?

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>>2124716
>French people will burn this

>>2124909
hello hairy rato
but aren't wombats pretty dangerous?

>>2124716
It is like a racoon mixed with a kangaroo and the offspring did not try to start a beta uprising.

>>2125070
https://youtu.be/MbbtLAx6ohw