What is a good way to kill a stray dog?
There's this fucker in my neighborhood that has been eyeing me ever since he attacked me this winter. I only got away with a torn pair of pants and a few teeth scratches, but I'm getting tired of constantly keeping an eye on it every time I pass through there, and I have to go through there every day almost.
Now, I do have a machete and I'm a big lad, but I don't want to go full medieval in the middle of a city street. Is there a more elegant solution? Perhaps some poison I can use?
P.S. I live in Bulgaria so the institutions are literally useless when it comes down to situations like this. They just cut their balls and release them right back out. I need a permanent solution.
Try a gun pointed at your brain
>>2124128
Strays don't have rights asshat.
Bait the fucker with meat soaked in antifreeze, OP.
>>2124129
This sounds like a practical and fairly humane method to me.
Be sure to really douse the steak in antifreeze though, you want to make sure it ingests A LOT of it.
>>2124121
If what you are saying is true just go medieval on on it if it attacks you. You could also try to make friends by giving food. If that works the dog might follow you home. Not good if you don't want a dog.
>>2124132
Humane pissing ,shitting, seizures. A bullet would be humane. Having it's skull bashed in by a baseball bat would be less humane but still a faster death.
>>2124132
I hope you get poisoned and die
>>2124138
I don't think I can handle a fight with a dog flawlessly. There's gonna be some damage, and I need my limbs to be fully functional.
>>2124129
>>2124132
>>2124143
If what you're saying of the consequences is true then I'd rather not. I dislike pointless suffering. Isn't there a poison that will simply make it's heart shut down or something?
Why not get a gun? Shit, you can find a nice used S&W .357 revovlver for a couple hundred.
I'd bash it's fucking skull in OP. Other methods would be easier/more humane but this is a subhuman organism that injured you. You need to beat the shit out of it and make it die with brute strength.
>>2124155
If you get a muscle relaxer, some sort of anesthesia, heroin would also do. And inject some in the muscle first to make him calm down and stop moving. Then find the major veins in either the front or back legs after he has stopped feeling, and OD him on the stuff. That should stop the heart. Make sure his heart has stopped beating, they can just come to with liver failure if you severely underdose their overdose
>>2124129
No animals have rights you nigger.
That being said, someone escort this nigger off my board.
>>2124121
Wait, this animal attacked a human and your animal control won't put it down? What if it had rabies? Bulgaria must be a shitty ass country.
>>2124269
>Bulgaria must be a shitty ass country.
You have no idea mate.
Antifreeze isnt as toxic now. Wolfsbane or nightshade will work. Assuming you can't get hold of a gun?
>>2124301
If Bulgaria is so shitty, why not feed and befriend the dog and have him and bite motherfuckers for you?
>>2124253
>someone escort this nigger off my board.
what do you say, mods?
is this his board?
>>2124253
"My board" you're the animal that needs putting down, retard
>>2124121
Just break glad to very very tiny pieces and cook it inside ground beef, the dog will bleed to death.
Fuck anyone telling you to let the dog be, what if he attacks a little kid?
>>2124433
Yes
>>2125375
yeah, that's the conclusion I came to also.
fuck it, you can sit here and talk to yourself, /pol/.
hellish rebuke
or, you could just have bugguy talk to it for an hour
fed it a sponge soaked in bacon grease
this kill the doggo
>>2125556
No, let's not induce impaction. It is basically starving the animal to death. And most people agree that starving to death is one of the worst possible ways to die. It is drawn out, incredibly uncomfortable, and downright painful, for days on end - possibly weeks. This is truly cruel and inhumane.
Just shoot it. Even if the first shot isn't clean, it will only suffer for a few seconds.
With a gun. Get the cheapest .22 handgun you can find. Next time it tries, you shoot it
Wouldn't one good swing with a hammer make the dog no longer an immediate threat? Lightwight, portable, easily hidden, no skills needed, found in any toolbox. No need to get too elaborate with poisons and guns. Just wack the fucker. Even if you hit a shoulder, it will do enough damage that it will never come at you again.
>>2124121
Killing strays is the best thing, op. Enjoy yourself.
Why not scald the fucker with a bit of boiling water? Just a lil' tho to make sure he never bothers you again.
>>2124253
why are you even here?
>>2124996
you sound like a fucking psycho
>>2125669
when will you graduate to humans?
>>2124253
>No animal has rights
Humans are animals as well, regardless, universal rights do not exist
>>2126671
Humans are not animals you fucking nigger
>>2127564
>Humans are not animals
some of them kind of still are tbqh
Don't kill it, it will make you feel guilty
Befriend it instead or remain neutral and keep your distance
>>2127597
I was being completely serious.
Universal rights are bunk.
The French Revolution was a mistake
>>2127663
Prove that we are the only conscience beings
Don't kill it OP just beat it with a stick or rocks if he attacks you again. He'll learn not to fuck with you. Or use broken glass in cheap ground beef like the other anon suggested.
>>2127686
>Don't kill it, just let it maul the shit out of you while you try to beat it back
>>2127614
what is that thing and why does it look like it crawled out of a swamp
It's simple my man.
Get a pet taxi and bait it with some yummy treats or food.
After you capture him
Drop the pet taxi in the lake. Done and your welcome.
>>2124121
>What is a good way to kill a stray dog?
Starts with S and ends with trychnine... acts in 20 minutes and looks like a heart attack.
Same thing happened to me and over 10 years later I still have a scar on my leg, not to count the countless torn pants everyday on my way to school.
Even the anticoagulant agents from common rat poison mixed in meat bait would do the trick just fine.
>>2127663
>>2127685
WTF is this???!??!?!?!?!!?????
A chicken is not self-aware???????
You mean to say that a chicken would be unable to recognize and differentiate itself from another chicken or that it does not know when it's own voice is making Cock-a-doodle-doo and would be unable to shut up and keep hidden to avoid a predator, for instance?
A chicken is not aware of her self??????? Since when????????
You obviously never worked in the area of artificial intelligence and probably also don't have much experience with animals either.
>>2128130
>a chicken would be unable to recognize and differentiate itself from another chicken or that it does not know when it's own voice is making Cock-a-doodle-doo and would be unable to shut up and keep hidden to avoid a predator, for instance?
instinct explains this behavior better than self awareness.
IF predator THEN shut up.
the logic circuit is programmed into pretty much every animal on the dirt.
>>2127796
>what is that thing and why does it look like it crawled out of a swamp
Those are the New Guinea/Philippinean pygmees... probably, some also managed to cross the sea and reach the northern australian outback.
>>2128133
>is programmed into pretty much every animal on the dirt.
Yes, I see your dilemma, but my point is to tell you that despite of being preprogrammed, it is still *technically* (althout at the lowest level) self-aware.
As case in point, anon, I have one of these in the image...
and last year, these French toy robots were the first to pass one of the classic self awareness tests and be recognized as being technically at the first stage of artificial self awareness.
www.sciencealert.com/a-robot-has-just-passed-a-classic-self-awareness-test-for-the-first-time
And the robot's fixed behaviour in response to stimuli (aka programming) is exactly like a chicken's instincts.
Even if it's instinctive or programmed it is still *technically* self-aware.
A bullet is the most humane thing you can do
>>2128151
spooky but fascinating!
but we can mimic self-aware behaviors... that doesn't mean the thing is organically self-aware.
the distinction is important in dealing with human lonliness- a chicken may indeed be self-aware by that definition but it's not what we're looking for when we want to engage in introspective intersubjectivity. Emphasis on the "aware" part. We're looking for metacognition, theory of mind. Chickens don't do that stuff as far as we can tell.
>>2124253
Fuck, so where should I lurk now? Papercraft & Origami? I thought they wouldn't come to /an/.
>>2128954
I'm referring to the random racebaiting, obviously.
>>2124121
Yo can you snap a pic of said dog?
thanks you my Bulgarian nigga
>>2128161
>This
pop it right behind the ear with a 22
>>2128151
No it's not.
Put an animal in front of its image in a mirror and it wont understand it's looking at itself, regardless of the time you leave it there.
Except for a few species.
If you can't make this level of abstraction, ie if you cannot think/imagine/visualize (or whatever you want to call it) outside of yourself, you have no concept of "self", and cannot be self aware.
Of course, you could use a different definition of self awareness.
If I peck and this one chick I feel nothing but if I peck at myself I feel something. Therefore we're not the same.
But as another anon stated, this is instinct/conditioning and not thought. That's why you cannot use such a trivial definition for self awareness
I hope my autismo levels are kept in check, here.
