>live near dad's house
>he got a new pupper recently because he's stupid
>everyone who lives with him is too lazy to do anything with it
>whenever I visit it gets super excited, probably because I'm not old or unhealthy, and keeps trying to play with me
>have no idea what to do in that situation, it doesn't let me pet it, just hops around and barks and licks my hand and stuff
What do you even do when a dog wants to play like that? Chase it? Grab it? I always end up just sort of standing there awkwardly and then going about my business. Pic vaguely related.
>>2111378
Take your hand
Move it to your thigh
Slowly lean in towards the dog
And bark loudly
>get on hands and knees
>charge and headbutt dog
It's really easy to mimic how dogs play with each other. He'll playbite your neck and you'll try to push him into a wall, it's great fun.
Just don't do it with a pitbull, they'll draw blood or ruin clothing.
>>2111385
I kek'd during lecture and the prof gave me a weird look, asshole
>>2111394
It's not a joke m8 that's how I play with my dog, too
>>2111378
pinch it by the neck hard, lift it up and bark in is face until it calms down. If that doesn't work, bite its ear.
