Why are dolphins so cute, fampaichi?

One day, after many hours of stressful work, a tired businessman was walking along the pier back to his house. Looking out to the water, he saw a dolphin romping around in the sea.

Frustrated, the man walked out on the pier and said to the dolphin, "You're stupid, all you do all day is play!"

The dolphin poked his head above the water and said, "You're stupid, all you do all day is work!"

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>>2110193
Dolphin thread?
Me on the 2nd to right

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Best pink dolphin incoming

>>2110193
because they are rapists and remorseless killers

>>2110590
>THIS

>>2110590

Just like we humans :D

>>2110590
On a side note, I know /an/ is against zoophilia but desu I would fuck some sweet dolphin pucci. Can someone bring up the story about the dude who fucked a dolphin.

>>2111858
geugl 'wet goddess' on somebody else's ip