Craigslist Thread - Valentine's Day Edition
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ITT: go to your local pets section of craigslist and post whatever human garbage you find. Now with a revised point system!
>registered AKC/with papers/some other registry that is laughably easy to register with/”champion bloodlines”
+10 points, x2 if they charge extra to actually produce the papers
>not spayed/neutered OR only the first set of shots/dewormer
+10 points
>animal is below the minimum age at which it can leave its mother/be handled
+5 points for every week under minimum age
>picture of animal in disgusting conditions/hoarder situation
+10 points
>picture of animal in terrible physical condition
+30 points
>made-up breed (i.e., “schorkiepoo”) OR a breed that doesn’t even exist (teacup pig) OR the animal pictured is clearly not the breed the seller says it is
+30 points
>”I paid $____ for it”/”I am just trying to make back what I put into it”
+50 points
>obvious BYB/”babies will be ready in ___ weeks/at the end of the month”
+30 points
>”good with cats/kids/dogs” when the animal is clearly a baby
+20 points
>wolf/wolf hybrid/coydog/dingo/other exotic hybrid
+500 points, x2 if they state a percentage of exotic content or F1/F2 etc.
+10 points for every $100
+1 point for every spelling error
+20 points if they can’t even spell the breed/animal name
>~*VALENTINE’S DAY SPECIAL*~
+1000 points if the seller says their pet would be the perfect gift for Valentine’s day/”just in time for Valentine’s day!”
OP starts with 1070 points.
maybe 70 points?
That shit about the grandpa is total bullshit.
>made-up breed
All breeds are made up.
10 points for papers x 2 for "full registration"
5 points for pick up at 7 weeks (going with 8 week minimum)
250 points for $2500 price
Going to give myself the 30 points for BYB
305 points.
>"full maltese"
>it's black
come on now
80 points
>>2061328
Don't forget points for "misspelling" the name.
1082 points for me and these LOVELY PUGS
really should be 1112 though, but I figure all pugs are naturally in terrible physical condition
The ISO in craigslist needs to be a ban-able offense. This shit is ridiculous; I see people asking to buy a pit bull puppy or a kitten, when hours before, there's more than a dozen posts about selling them. Or, the poster is an entitled cunt who wants a house trained, pure bred female blue merle Pomeranian puppy that they WON'T pay for because 'hurr there's so many homeless pets already!!'
>ISO puppy/kitten, please serve it to me on a silver platter. do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
>>2061292
What a cutie tho.
Huskies are really popular in my area.
Though I didn't know religious huskies were popular too
does kijiji count? not many people use craigslist in my area.
30 points - BYB (charging more for breeding rights)
10 points - not fixed
10 points - looks like they're keeping it in a barn, with a medical condition
10 points - ACK registered
160 points - $1600 price tag
20 points - "very sociable" but is a puppy
10 points - giving to myself because it has a medical issue (umbilical hernia)
1000 points Valentine's bonus
1250 Total
>>2061283
thats a fucking neapolitian mastiff. a torture breed. for fucks sake.
>>2062235
yeah, and gumtree too. whatever shady website you can find where people can sell shit
>>2061283
>labrakita
>>2062269
facebook count?
>>2062730
do it
>>2062658
>his name is caiden and that's what he answers to
>13 weeks
>implying I couldn't say "faggot~!" and that dog wouldn't come a'runnin
>"champion bloodline"/AKC
>obvious BYB
>mom has a cut-up kiddie pool with a plastic sheet in it as her den
50 points, though I'm sure their "rehoming fee" would drive up the points way higher.
D-do we have to do this?
>>2062189
>listens to prayer before eating food
Posting some bizzaro craigslist drama in the pets section in my area.
>>2063700
Here's another one that I assume is related to this other one.
Not sure what's going on but from outside eyes this seems interesting even though it's not exactly Pets being sold themselves.
>>2063644
I'm not saying this person isn't stupid as hell, but calling it a re-homing fee is mandatory on craigslist because you aren't actually allowed to sell pets, so people call what is a sale for all intents and purposes "re-homing".
>>2062263
They aren't Neo's. Neo's would already be wrinkly as fuck by that age. Admittedly, they also don't look like decent Cane Corso either.
http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/pet/5447732885.html
1500 points, bring home a wolfdog for valentines
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>>2063701
>flagging craigslist ads can get you arrested
>there are special craigslist police
>puppies will be declawed
since when is that a thing? I know people declaw cats, but I've never heard of declawing dogs.
>>2063991
I think (hope) they mean removing the dewclaws.
