Why is my cat suddenly Fucking fat? Her diet hasn't changed recently and her brother always fucks with her and loses wrestling matches so she's active af.
Should I put her on the treadmill?
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>>2052621
Your carpet is disgusting and nice bong faggot
>>2052623
That's a mini vase, not a bong
How suddenly did it happen? Is her belly hard or soft?
>>2052628
It's soft so it's not a tumor or anything
>next week
>hey /an/, why does my cat suddenly have smaller cats coming out of her no-no hole?
your cat is pregnant faggot. I hope she births 17 babies on your pillow
>>2052627
Yea, okay retard
>>2052619
thyroid?
>>2052635
>her brother
Hope they're both fixed.
>>2052635
Since you didn't say she's fixed, I'm assuming that her brother isn't either. Enjoy your incest babies. Maybe you'll bother to blow $45 on getting your cats proper medical care need time
>pregnant-looking cat
>not fixed
>'wrestling matches' with her brother
Come on, dude. It's not that hard to figure out.
>>2052635
Indoor cats should get fixed, too. It prevents some health issues and stress.
Also if her brother was fixed recently she can still be pregnant because male cats remain fertil for about six weeks after the procedure.
If she's not pregnant, she might has a tyroid problem.
The vet wi'll figure it out. If she's pregnant you might can still get her fixed, if you want the incest kittens you should know how many there are, when they are going to be born and give your cat more and maybe better food.
>>2052619
This has to be a troll thread
Best thread I read all day. Is /an/ always this retarded or did summer come early?
>>2052739
Summer must be early. This shit is ridiculous
>>2052739
Spring is the real season in which /an/ is more retarded because of the "hurr this bird fell out of its nest and I'm feeding it" threads.
Cat threads are always quite retarded.
Can't believe you guys didn't see this as a bait thread
>guize it's allofa sudden, no diet changes
>she has "wrestling matches" with her brother
>>2052621
>assuming this isn't bait
I've had cats all my life. Most of them when I was a runt. My parents didn't fix any of our cats. Soooo....I know what a pregnant cat looks like and dat fat bitch is definitely preggers with her brothers babies.
On a good note, I think you can sell one of the really deformed kittens for science.
op knows perfectly well his cat is pregnant, its a poor attempt at a troll thread and yet /an/ decides to be retarded like always.
I chuckled.
9/10
would read again
