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Why don't we domesticate whales?
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Because they don't fit in our backyards silly
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>>2040459
Who keeps making these shitty threads?
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they breed extremely slow.
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>>2040459
Because whalers killed all the friendly ones.
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Impliying you can keep it, how would you feed it?
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>>2041343

Tenderly, of course!
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>>2040459
>>2041371
Whales are fucking terrifying.
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>>2041374
Maybe it's just the sea?
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What purpose would domesticating whales serve? Domesticating animals is a lot of work and we do it for a good reason (food, transportation, protection, pest control, etc)
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>>2041418

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WAR WHALES!
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We could equip them with armor to fight epic navel battles and mechs to traverse land from fleeing foes!

We could train them to fight in formation, lead fleets, and howl to strike terror in the enemy!

Being sand gypsies not knowing how to swim, we could use them against ISIS and they wouldn't know what to do!
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>>2041653
You where that kid that tried way to hard to Be funny but everyone in your group just went silent
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>>2041653
yea it be cool as fuck if orcas were war animals
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>>2041691

You right as Fug, mang!

They be fucking up the opposition.
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>>2041653
I mean, the U.S. already kinda has war whales...war dolphins at least.
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>>2040591
Pretty sure this is parody
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