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How would a dog wear pants? I need to know.

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First pic of course.

Look at the second pic. That doesn't even looks like pants jesus christ.
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>>2025714
The first pic is absolutely full fucking retard.

Those "pants" are covering their dog nipples. Now, maybe you're a fucking nerd, but I certainly don't wear my pants up around my nipples.
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>>2025715
Pants should cover all the legs though, dogs don't have arms
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>>2025717
Dogs don't manipulate things with their hind legs though.
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>>2025718
They scratch their face and ears
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>>2025717
STFU and behold.
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>>2025709
First looks like it would restrict the dogs movements, so second
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>>2025727
It's wearing a jacket over its legs though
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>>2025709
Both.
Need to hide their asses and cover all the legs.
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Dangit Bobby
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>>2025793
It needs to cover it's front legs, dogs have 4 legs not 2 legs and 2 arms
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>>2025805
>dogs have 4 legs not 2 legs and 2 arms
Well now that's just wrong and stupid.
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>>2025805
Dogs have 8 legs you retard. Two on the front, two on the back, two on the left, two on the right. That's 8.
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>>2025807
So dogs have arms?
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>>2025823
They have elbows, so yes, dogs have arms.
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>>2025709

I would say no dog is going to wear pants without being trained to do it. You couldn't just slap some levis on a dog. For example, it takes puppies about 3 weeks to adapt to wearing a collar.
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>>2025823
Sure, they just walk on them. Front legs have shoulder blades and elbows like human arms do, back legs have hip joints and knees. Dogs use their front paws to manipulate things like people do, just not with great dexterity. They're arms that also function as legs in a walking capacity.
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>>2025824
No, dogs have 4 legs, as they use them mainly for locomotion or digging. Sure they can do a few more things but it is very limited. Now apes, kangaroos, and theropods have arms.
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>>2025829
Maybe humans have shouldrrblades like dog front legs?
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>>2025823
Je-sus Christ

You know, I thought 4chan had grown a little. No, really I didn. Maybe it was silly of me, but I figured over the years our collective age had risen to maybe 17 or 18. But no, I see posts like this just a little too often and it shatters that concept of maturity i had mistakenly formed.

Friend, it's people like you that cause me to weep at night. I can't sleep. Don't know why. Maybe I don't get the right amount of exercise. My life is pretty sedentary: wake up, drive to work, sit at a computer for 8 hours, drive home, watch some TV, go to bed. I mean I should exercise I guess. But I don't, and so I can't sleep.

I stay awake at night, in my bed. 3, 4 am, I know because I got a big alarm clock and I can read the numbers from 100ft away. I lay in bed and just think about the stupid shit I see posted here. Shit like you just posted about these insane delusions of 4 legged creatures. I worry about where the country is headed, where humanity is headed. Where the fuck can we go when people like you are out there breathing up all the oxygen and just fucking existing. I mean what the fuck is this world coming to? How does this happen?

Where does the blame lie for this kind of thing? Are we failing you in schools? Are parents to blame for this kind of thing? I just don't know. How do we stop this collective retardation of the world? Where does it end? In 5 years and I going to be talking to kids on here who don't believe the sky is blue, or that water is wet? Am I going to have an argument with someone that when you throw something into the air, it will come down?

I'm fucking scared now man, and it's because of people like you. You're the reason I can't fucking sleep, why I'm scared of nuclear armageddon, because it's people like you who vote for that shit. Fucking people who can't even fucking string together a coherent thought and make an intelligent observation.
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>>2025838
Fuck off, it's a fair question
You don't wear pants on your arms
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>>2025835
If dogs have four legs then so do we. We're just weird for not walking on them like the rest of the animals do.
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>>2025844
We're a different species
Do birds have arms? No they're fucking wings
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>>2025843
Yeah, you do. It's called a shirt, bro.
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>>2025846
Pants and shirts are objectively different and serve different proposes
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>>2025824
They also have knees so I agree. They have arms and legs. Anatomically speaking, front 'legs' are in fact arms.

>>2025830
Gorillas use their arms mainly for locomotion, does that mean gorillas have four legs?
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>>2025850
They're different but their purpose is always the same. Covering nudity and protecting from the cold.
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>>2025852
No, gorillas can grab things, and if they're not too big, climb trees.
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How about we ask a better question.

Why does it matter?
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>>2025845
Wings are arms. They're just shaped differerently serve different purposes in birds and mammals. Take a bat for example, bats have the same skeletal structure as other mammals with arms, elbows and fingers that adapted to a different shape and include another purpose.
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>mfw my language just has different words for the limbs of bipeds and the limbs of other animals.
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>>2025854
So can cats.
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>>2025857
So do humans have wings? Fucking stupid they're different appendages and serve different purposes. Dogs do not have arms.
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>>2025858
Every language except maybe African click-click has a word for "arm" and a different word for "leg".
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>>2025862
And then mine has a third word for non-biped limbs.
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>>2025860
All wings are arms but not all arms are wings. All things bats do with their arms, we do with ours. They have one up on us with the added purpose that they can fly with theirs. In which case, our arms have more in common with our legs that a bat's arms have in common with its legs - so do we have four legs? Bats may look at us thinking "hecan't fly with his arms so they must be legs like the other long gangly things hanging off his torso".
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>what are forelimbs
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>>2025866
Would you wear Pants or a jacket to cover forelimbs?
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>>2025854
My dog holds his milkbone in his paws when he eats it.
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>>2025872
Mine has a toy that vibrates when you pull the string, she holds the toy in her paws and pulls the cord with her teeth.
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>>2025872
My dog wears a sleeveless coat, presumably because he's not wearing front pants and back pants
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>>2025850
>serve different purposes
Yeah, so do front and hind legs. They use their fronts way more than their back legs. Have you ever had a dog try to give you its back paw instead of its front paw? Front legs are arms, they are also legs because they support weight, but they have elbows, not knees.

10/10 shit thread
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>>2025877
>front pants and back pants
lmao
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>>2025869
Neither.
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>>2025879
>Have you ever had a dog try to give you its back paw instead of its front paw
My dog does when he comes in the house so I can clean the snow off

Dogs also scratch their ear and body with hind legs
It seems hind legs are more utilitarian in that sense
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>>2025879
Why is that dog wearing a hijab?
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>>2025882
Dogs can also scratch ears with front paws. You know what I mean though.
You have a very polite/un-retarded dog.
>>2025883
It's a bandana, no?
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>>2025882
>Dogs also scratch their ear and body with hind legs
If your arms were on the front rather than the side, you'd have trouble scratching your back too.
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>>2025883
She doesn't want to be stoned to death if she goes into public

Allahu Akbar
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>>2025890
But we don't have front arms, we have arms and legs
Dogs have front legs and back legs, not arms. Therefore a dog would wear front pants and back pants
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>>2025905
You've been proved wrong multiple times, please stop.
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>>2025906
Dogs do not have fucking arms.

Do spiders have arms or 8 legs?
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>>2025908
>In other animals, the term arm can also be used for analogous structures, (such as one of the paired forelimbs of a four-legged animal or the arms of cephalopods). In anatomical usage, the term arm may[1] sometimes refer specifically to the segment between the shoulder and the elbow,[4][5] while the segment between the elbow and wrist is the forearm.
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>>2025908
Show me a picture of a spider's skeleton and I'll tell you if they're arms or legs.
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>>2025911
Exoskeleton duh
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>>2025910
>four-legged animal
4 legs

Next you're going to tell me feet are just ground hands
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>>2025913
No waaaaay. It's almost as if spiders aren't comparable to humans as dogs are due to the fact that they belong to a completely different class of taxonomy and have a completely different anatomical structure.
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>>2025916
It's almost as if humans and dogs are different fucking species!
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>>2025917
Let me get this straight, you're saying that humans have as much in common with dogs as they do with spiders?
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>>2025864
So does English, we say "non-biped legs"
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>>2025921
We don't say dog arms
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>>2025914
Missing the point on purpose I see.
>the term arm may[1] sometimes refer specifically to the segment between the shoulder and the elbow,
What about this part?
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>>2025924
Do cows have arms then?
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>>2025925
Yes. They have elbows and shoulder blades.
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>>2025925
Absolutely.
Why are we talking about cows now?
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How would a dog wear fucking pants?
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>>2025929
Cos he's not satisfied with hearing that birds and bats have arms but spiders don't, so you gotta talk cows with him now.
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>>2025930
Because he doesn't want other dogs to see his bare ass, and the fur on his legs is shorter and less dense.
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>>2025932
Does it unzip it's pants to piss?
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>this thread
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>>2025933
He doesn't have pants and has to ask his owner. The dog finds this very humiliating. The owner too. Both long for the days dogs could go out naked, wearing nothing but collar or harness.
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>>2025935
*doesn't have hands
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>>2025935
Some dogs wear sweaters too
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>>2025709
My mom has a pet shop and the awser is the right one
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>this thread
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>>2025982
Show pics of dog pants
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>>2025929
That cow has front knees, not elbows
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>>2025709
Got it.
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>this thread
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>>2026098
You'll need suspenders for the front bit.
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>>2026095
Front knees. Really.
You are so full of shit.
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>>2026098
Looks good

>>2026104
Read the diagram it literally says front knees
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>>2025883
All dogs should wear hijab. Dog without hijab is haram.
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>>2026110
Aren't dogs haram?
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>>2026113
That is why they must where hijab.
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>>2026110
Absolutely halal
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>>2025857
Explain /r/birdswitharms than?

Checkmate.
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>>2026145
we've already determined it's a different appendage. Birds don't have fucking arms, they're wings. Dogs don't have arms. They're front legs.
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>>2026146
When did we determine this?
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>>2026225
the view was pretty popular in medieval times.
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You are all dumbasses. It's the second one ofc.
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>>2026145
>Reddit
Fuck off
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>>2026239
So he only covers half his legs?
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>>2026248
in anatomy, "leg" refers only to the shin of the hind limb. The tibia and fibula only.

the upper part is called a thigh, not a leg.

the front limb is just called the front limb in animals. The front paw is called a manus, or hand. The hind paw is the pes, or foot.
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>>2026256
dogs are horizontal. They dont have an upper body.
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>>2026260
>They dont have an upper body.
I'm talking about the upper part of the limb, not the body.
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>>2026260
even if the front appendages are legs, perhaps given how the dog uses them the front legs have arm-hood and it would therefore not make sense to wear pants on appendages with armhood
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>>2026268
then shouldnt we take into question whether one with doghood would even wear pants?
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I can't believe you people are actually having a serious conversation about this
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What is a dog standing on when he's up on 2 legs? His HIND LEGS.
HIND.
Hind implying that there is a front set of legs.
Dogs have 4 legs.
4 legs
4 LEGS
4 LEGS
4 LEGS
4 LEGS
4 LEGS

Why is this even a debate?
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>>2026351
4 legs 4 pant legs!
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>>2026351
because they're only called legs by plebs.

technically they're limbs. not legs.
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>>2026359
Limb=arm
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>>2026359
>technically they're limbs but if you want to be slightly more precise they're legs.
fix'd that for you.
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how /an/ wears their pants.
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(If first pic) WHERE DOES THE SHIRT GO THO? D: if dogs wore pants they would need to wear shirts
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>>2026375
/an/ is too busy struggling with the concept of arms without realizing pants 1. wouldn't stay on for long. it'll just slide down.
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>>2026379
ever hear of a little thing called a bet you retard?
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>>2026364
>>2026362
>never studied a lick of anatomy

thanks for the lesson, cheeseheads.

in real life they're limbs.
legs are the parts of the body between the ankle and the knee.
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>>2026380
*belt.
goodnight moon
goodnight room
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>>2026379
Also pants 1 has both front and back pockets. How would he reach either?
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>>2026380
For the pants to stay up the belt would have to be so tight that walking would be near impossible.
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>>2026380
that's not going to keep it up.

suspenders might work.
>>2026383
a dog doesnt understand the concept of pockets.
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How many arms does a spider have?
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>>2026472
Enough
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>>2026475
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
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>>2026477
God damn it...
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My cat has arms, can it wear pants?
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>>2025865
>hurr durr it's homologous to an arm so it must be called an arm
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>>2025838
Is this a copypasta?
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>>2025845
You can't compare birds to humans, dipshit. They aren't mammals.

Bat wings on the other hand, yes. Their wings are arms with fingers on the end.
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>>2026522
Wings are wings, they are not arms.
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>>2026523
so your saying that a radius and ulna found in every skeleton isn't a radius an ulna? kek
Magic mystery bones people.. magic mystery bones
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>>2026518
This makes sense! Horses wear front pants
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>>2026371
Looks like a blue elephant
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>>2026529
Since the same tissues exist in female and male genitalia by your logic a penis is a clitoris and labia is a scrotum
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>>2025838
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>>2026564
Most of it is white. So it would be a white elephant with a blue head/trunk.
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>>2026351
>hurrr durrr dogs have 4 legs

Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot.

Dogs have 2 legs
2 legs
2 arms
2 legs
2 arms

If you were half the dog trainer I was, you would remember the "shake" command
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake

The dog presents a paw to be shaken by the hand of a human
hand
hand
hand
hand

Do humans shake hands or feet?

Answer that question please.

Do humans shake hands or feet?

Any retard born yesterday will know the answer. That proves dogs have 2 legs and 2 arms.
2 arms
2 arms
2 arms

BTFO just leave 4chan already.
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>>2026611
>Do humans shake hands or feet?
Do humans walk on their hands? No, only when performing a trick.
Dogs don't have fucking hands
They're 4 legged friends
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>>2026611
leg is just the name given to limbs that are used for locomotion...
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>>2026633
Can legs be given armhood though?
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>>2026620
Wow it's amazing you typed this without even thinking of what it means.

Humans can walk on their hands, and dogs DO walk on their hands. They walk like bears and many other animals that have 2 arms and 2 legs. Idiot.
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>>2026657
>dogs DO walk on their hands.
No, dogs have 4 legs. They shake a paw with their front leg.
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>>2026620
Humans walking bipedal is a learned behaviour. Babies move on all fours, feral children walk on all fours. Unless trained otherwise, both dogs and humans would walk on all fours.
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>>2026675
>Unless trained otherwise, both dogs and humans would walk on all fours
Who trained the first human bean to walk? That's retarded
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This whole thread is retarded
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>>2026675
Walking on all fours is hella awkward for humans - our arms are too short, our legs are too long, our shoulders and pelvis are shaped wrong. Compare gorilla and human skeletons.
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>>2026679
The first human would have walked the way apes do - with their hands by default and just their legs conditionally. Humans just adopted the manner of not using their arms anymore.
>>2026685
So this happened. People were short as like 5'5 as recently as the 1800s, going back further, it would have been easier to walk on all fours anatomy-wise. Humans decided to stop using their arms to walk before their body structure stopped them from doing so.
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>>2026690
>Humans just adopted the manner of not using their arms anymore
So they weren't taught to walk upright
Neither are toddlers, they just do. Dogs grow up with people and they don't walk on their hind legs, because they walk on all 4 legs
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>>2026690
>People were short as like 5'5 as recently as the 1800s
That's because of poor nutrition
People are generally taller in developed countries on 2015 for the same reason
Hong Kongers used to be taller than main landers and south Koreans taller than north koreans because of nutrition

I don't think the Egyptians built the pyramids walking on 4 legs
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>>2026693
Toddlers are taught to walk upright. Dogs who are raised with humans do not walk on their hind legs because they are not taught to. Humans raised with dogs are not taught to walk on their hind legs, so they don't. Humans raised with humans are taught to walk on their hind legs so they do.
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>>2026695
The ancient Egyptians were, what, 5 foot average. If they did walk like apes and continued to do so, as nutrition improved over time then the human stature would have grown taller but arm and leg length would have stayed comparable to allow for quadrapedal walking. Humans now would be the same average height but shorter legs, longer torso and longer arms. Our proportions are as they are because we don't walk with our hands anymore.

Humans are the exception to the rule in that we are the only ones to stop using our arms to walk. If we had remained mostly quadrapedal, then all mammals would be seen to have arms and legs. Because we decided the classification system and we are the strange creatures to walk on hind legs, we have changed the rules - reclassifying all other mammals because we no longer compare to them. Animals still have arms as we have arms, we just forgot one of the functions.
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>>2026690
>Humans just adopted the manner of not using their arms anymore.

I believe it's just the opposite. The added brain size gave them the added intellectual capacity to control more coordinated actions simultaneously, and the effective tool users would have had a significant advantage over the non-tool users, which quickly changes the gene pool to favor bipedalism within a few generations of successful tool use by anyone.

>>2026697
Toddler's aren't taught to walk upright. They just start doing it because they want to move faster than hands and knees allow them.

You might get the impression that it's taught because parents often encourage the behavior, but left to their own devices, a healthy human child will walk upright all on its own, just like a bird will figure out to fly when it's mature enough.
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>>2026697
>Toddlers are taught to walk upright
And fish are taught to swim
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>>2026710
No, they're not.
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>>2026697
>Toddlers are taught to walk upright
Who taught Tarzan?
Disney 1
/an/ 0
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>>2026715
Jane.
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>>2026719
She taught him to talk, he still walked upright
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>>2026720
He walked somewhat upright conditionally, as the gorillas did. He only walked with a straight back as humans do when the humans showed him how.
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>>2025825
>3 Weeks

Pft, I just put a soft collar on whenever they get sleepy so they wake up with it. They don't even notice it after the second day.

Leash training is a whole different subject however.
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>>2026574
nah son the clitoris is just the head of the p0n0s
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>>2026763
The one on the left implies his arms have leghood
We don't wear pants on our arms
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>>2026763
Mmm that's hot
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>>2026767
What if dog clothes don't have pant-hood and are a different garment all together!
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>>2026777
dogs don't wear clothes, they're covered in fur and also they're too dumb.
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>>2026611

>If you were half the dog trainer I was

Animals aren't meant for our amusement. Enjoyment, yes. Amusement, no. Training a dog to shake is embarrassing and degrading for the dog. It serves no purpose other than to amuse humans.
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>>2026767
But we wear long sleeve shirts. Basketball players wear pic related. It's pretty darn close, anon.
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>>2026792
So is horseback riding enjoyment or amusement?
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>>2026798
Hmm an arm band isn't pant like though
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>>2026784
Maybe we're the dumb ones for wearing clothes even when we don't have to keep warm
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>>2025717
The front limbs of all mammals are anatomical analogs with the same bones as human "arms". You are an idiot if you think front and hind limbs are even remotely similar

Second picture is how a dog would wear pants.
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>>2026921
And just to add to this, the entire skeleton is preserved throughout mammalia with a few exceptions to distal limbs. The big difference is that humans have a clavicle which allows for upright use of the thoracic limb, one of the largest current mysteries in anthropology, why do hominids and primates have a clavicle? In medical and veterinary sciences the limbs are referred to as Thoracic and Pelvic limbs, not arms and legs. Horses, pigs, humans, rodents, bats, all maintain the same skeletal structure with varied modifications. The horse and other odd toed ungulates essentially walk on the tips of their middle fingers, the digit. The hoof is actually a modification of the distal phalanx. The entire structure of the heel and wrist contain the same bones in a human hand, with some fused or missing carpal/tarsal bones. There is also a distinction amongst the way the animal walks; on it's toes, tips of phalanx or hoof, or flat footed. Digitgrade, plantigrade, and unguligrade.

here is an example:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digitigrade

The thoracic and pelvic limbs are VERY different in all species of mammal. Only segmented arthropods would truly be considered to have more than two legs.
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>>2025717
But the first picture leaves half his ass hanging out
That's not how pants should be
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>>2026968
THIS IS A WORK SAFE BOARD, I WAS BROWSING WITH MY CHILDREN AND THEY WERE VERY CONFUSED BY THIS IMAGE AND MY DAUGHTER TRIED TO GET OUR DOG TO FUCK HER WHILE SNIFFING MY SONS ASS WHO HAD A BALL IN HIS MOUTH.

PLEASE CENSOR YOUR POSTS FOR THOSE WHO BROWSE WITH THEIR CHILDREN!


DOWN VOTE DOWN VOTE DOWN VOTE THAT POST!!!
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>>2025715
dog bras?
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>>2026113

Depends on different interpretations of further teachings.
Dogs are mentioned in the Quran three times and there is nothing prohibiting them.

Its easy to say they are haram because in most third world countries and lesser developed countries dogs travel wildely in packs and attack people on the street. That is why there is a general fear of dogs in those communities. Not to mention rabies and other infections. They are dangerous creatures especially in highly agricultural areas with poor street lighting.

That is why people may tend to agree with dogs being a bad thing.

On the whole there is nothing wrong with them.

"While a man was walking he felt thirsty and went down a well, and drank water from it. On coming out of it, he saw a dog panting and eating mud because of excessive thirst. The man said, 'This (dog) is suffering from the same problem as that of mine.' So, he (went down the well), filled his shoe with water, caught hold of it with his teeth and climbed up and watered the dog. Allah thanked him for his (good) deed and forgave him. The people asked ``O Allah's Apostle! Is there a reward for us in serving (the) animals? He replied: ``Yes, there is a reward for serving any animate (living being).

It is good to care for animals.

Just if you were looking for some truth and not bullshit you can see it above.
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>>2026994
>>2026994
Thanks, Abdul. Mohammed loved dogs so much he fucked them on the reg.
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>>2026981
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>>2027002
This is true. My dad works for ISIS.
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>>2026994
do they still have to wear hijabs?
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>>2027012
Is he in the Public Relations department? They have really let things go.
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>>2025709
What kind of fucking faggot thinks image two is the right one? It's obviously the fucking first. Would you wear pants around just one leg?
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>>2026767
>>2027021
You people are so fucking stupid it is honestly unbelievable to me that you managed to remember to breath today.
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>>2027021
No, you've gotta flip it turnways. By your reasoning, it'd be like wearing chaps backwards.
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>>2027021
you would if the other leg had arm-hood
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>>2027011
DOWNVOTE!!!

MODS PLEASE REMOVE THIS PORNOGRAPHY!!!!!!!!
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>>2027034
that face pretty much sums up this thread
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>>2026574

Actually it's the other way around, the penis is just an enlarged and expanded clit and the scrotum are modified labia.
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>>2027077
No, the clit is just a tiny, baby sized dick and the labia is just a ballsack with no balls.

Why do you think women get fucked instead of doing the fucking?
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>>2027093
The concept is there
Same tissue, different organ

Same bones, different appendages

Dogs don't have arms
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>>2026981
Even if blue boards are worksafe, they're still 18+.
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>>2027024
Breathing is an involuntary action that requires no thought. Even if you hold your breath till the point of passing out, you would start to breath again.
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>>2025709
Personally I think it goes something like this.
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>>2025715
>first do is simon growl
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/thread
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>>2027293
But what about their paws? DONT PAWS GET COLD?! ANSWER MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>2027299
do your pants cover up your entire feet?
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>>2027299
There's shoes for that, durr.
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>>2027302
no they do not

>>2027304
I'll fucking slap you
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>>2027274
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This thread is pure distilled 4chan.
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>>2026805
There is no longer any reason to ride a horse. Gone are the cowboy days. Cattle drives are rare nowadays and the few that remain aren't long enough that an ATV can't be used.
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>>2027373
On the rocks
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god i fucking hate this site
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>>2027633
DOGS DON'T HAVE ARMS
DOGS WEAR 4 LEGGED PANTS!
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>>2026968
Now I have to clean my spit off my laptop screen...
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>>2025709
Picture on the left
Pants cover the bottom half of the organism, not the two limbs closest to the anus.
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The whole thread is full retard
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>this thread is still here
It's like food repeating on me. There's part of me that's ashamed for having argued here for as long as I did but another part that still assures me that I'm right, dammit.
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>>2028374
we're fighting the good fight anon. Dogs don't have arms.
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>>2028380
Yes they do you fucking idiot. If there's one thing that this thread has shown, it's that dogs do indeed have arms. Pic on the right is the right pic.
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>>2028380
Holy fucking shit do you get off to being wrong or something? Get the fuck out of here you dumbass.
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>>2025929
mmmmmm, pinbones.
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>>2025709
How the fuck would no. 1 even keep his pants up?
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>>2028494
They wouldn't. We already determined that he would need suspenders.
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>>2028435
>he unironically believes dogs have arms
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>>2028498
or a really big belt
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>>2028541
But the belt would need to be so tight that it would severely limit his mobility.
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It's a whole new ballgame guys
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>>2029010
2 doesn't need suspenders.
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>>2029016
don't crush dog 2's dreams you meanie
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>>2029021
2 would need a second pair of suspenders to keep the first pair from falling down.
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>>2029010
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>>2029034
They would still fall off. Stop trying to make suspenders happen for #2
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>>2029042
it's technically possible.
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>>2029060
Those aren't suspenders that's just atatching pants to his collar
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>>2029060
Those are overalls
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>>2029129
no shit.
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>>2029133
So they're not fucking suspenders
Go eat a spider tripfag
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>>2029135
no one cares.

I fixed the problem, you didn't.
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>>2029137
There was never a problem. Dog 2 never needed suspenders in the first place
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>>2029131
mario wears overalls idiot.
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>>2029138
yes it did, it's a mario outfit.

mario has overalls, so eat shit.
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>>2029140
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>>2029144
there's no one wrong except you.
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>>2029060
Why does dog 2 still have the yellow clip for his suspenders if he's wearing overalls now?
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>>2029148
for that mario swag.
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>>2025709
pants dont exist to cover up legs you retards
its obviously #2
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Guys
What about a skirt? How would a dog wear a skirt?
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>>2025720
that isn't manipulating
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>>2029153
>pants dont exist to cover up legs
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>>2029172
>what are spats

You're such a fucking idiot. Pants exist to cover the genitals. This includes the anus and the penis/testicles/vagina.


Only the option on the right covers the dog's genitals fully. The image on the left leaves the dog's butthole just swingin' in the breeze, idiot.
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>>2029212
Why do we wear underwear?
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>>2029212
>>what are spats
/fa/ called, they want their faggot back
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>>2025771
i like it
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>>2027035
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
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Good damn it /an/, I leave /k/ to avoid the bullshit happening there and decide to visit /an/ because what could be retarded about animals?

God damn it, this thread.
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>>2030121
I think you solved it
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No one wear pants over their arms, don't be stupid. I also hate it when people say have backwards knees on their hind legs, what does that even mean?? Learn some basic anatomy, it's really not that hard.
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>>2030314
Do Sikh dogs wear turbans?
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>>2030324
No, but sick dogs wear cones.
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>>2030328
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>>2030328
Corn dogs need mustard
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How would a snake wear pants?
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>>2030314
The thing is, dogs don't have arms. They have legs with paws.
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>>2031095
The thing is, dogs have the equivalent of human arms, so they have arms. So does horses, cats, rabbits, apes etc etc etc. Only the ignorant will say that dogs only have legs and not arms. I can see why people would call them legs, but to deny that they are the equivalent of human arms is wrong. And since humans don't wear pants on their arms, dogs shouldn't either.
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>>2031122
Forelimbs of dogs and humans are homologous, but not equivalent. They preform different functions.
Feet and hands are also homologous, but nobody calls feet hands.
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>>2031137
the problem is that "foot," "hand," "arm," and "leg" are all anatomical terms that don't change by use.

the humerus is the arm whether it's used like a human arm or not. The "front foot" is called the manus whether it's used like a human hand or not. The back foot is called the pes whether it's walked on or not. The tibia is called the leg whether it's used like a human leg or not.

the entire argument springs from the public's misuse of anatomical terms. That doesn't make the public wrong, they can use whatever words they want for things. It just makes them uneducated.

the uneducated view is that a dog's front limbs are legs.
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