My rooster will not stop raping my guinea fowl, should I kill him or give him to my neighbor? I can't keep him.
Does he have any hens? He should have 4-6.
I would ask /ck/ for some recipes.
>>2013036
Eat him.
>>2013036
>getting a rooster
>>2013036
Get another one. Put spurs on it and watch it fight to the death
find a puerto rican family near you, give the rooster to them
>>2013058
I would do this too.
My parents bought six chicks when I was a kid. Four of them were roosters and asshole ones at that.
We ate all four, dad made a huge chicken soup and it was bloody delicious.
Eat him. Roosters are dicks.
>>2013036
I had similar problems with an old rooster, I put him in a bag and threw him over the fence of a battery farm nearby.
Most likely the farmers wouldve killed him, but if he was sneaky and alpha enough he'd be running that farm by now.
>>2013115
>I put him in a bag and threw him over the fence of a battery farm nearby.
Umm... Why?
>>2013115
>battery farm
Wuts that?
>>2013115
What the hell is a battery farm?
>>2013120
>>2013133
Clearly were they milk batteries, duh.
>>2013119
Killing him myself he had a 0% survival chance.
This way his chances were very slightly better, and if he pulled it off he would get free food and 15,000 sexual partners at his disposal.
>>2013049
I threw him out of the chicken coop when he was younger because he was getting into fights with my good rooster, so he's really just kind of been hanging around my yard on his own up until I got my keets.
>>2013036
RAPE CULTURE
>>2013036
chicken/guinea fowl hybrids are one of only a couple interfamilial hybrids that are known to exist. (hybrid crosses not just of two different species, but of two different genera and two different families)
you should let them fuck...
for science
No "kill yourself" comments? Get it together, /an/.
TAKE IT TO THE VET
>>2013036
>rape
what? you mean he's fucking them or beating them at Halo? because either way he sounds like he's just being a rooster. eat him if you want to, but i don't see the problem. these guineas aren't on suicide watch are they?
>>2013036
No means no!
Do it, see what the hybrid tastes like.
>>2013777
>>2013133
There are fields, Neo, endless fields
I've decided to let them fuck, but I'm eating their children.
>>2013137
Wow look at how they're missing almost all of their feathers neck-down
>>2013967
Report back with the taste.
>>2013036
Kill the nigga!
Do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTM6oZnaKRU
>>2013115
>>2013199
Just think anon, your rooster may have become Poyo, king of cock.
