Aggressive Parrot

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Aggressive Parrot 2015-11-22 05:50:45 Post No. 2002708
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Aggressive Parrot Anonymous 2015-11-22 05:50:45 Post No. 2002708 [Report]

My piece of shit parrot just took a chunk out of my finger. I wasn't provoking him at all, the little fucker suddenly turned around and bit while sitting in my lap.

Apart from being a poo shotgun, he is the biggest asshole I've seen. He always grits his teeth in anger whenever I come near him, he bites me, pisses on me, chirps at me. Sometimes he is a little mean to his son, nothing serious though.

What the fuck can I do? His hatred seems to grow with every single day even though I've always been nice to him.

Pic related, biggest jerk I've ever seen.

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Anonymous 2015-11-22 05:53:24 Post No.2002712
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Anonymous 2015-11-22 05:53:24 Post No.2002712 [Report]

>>2002708

are you serious right now?

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Anonymous 2015-11-22 06:00:59 Post No.2002716
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Anonymous 2015-11-22 06:00:59 Post No.2002716 [Report]

I hope you die

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Anonymous 2015-11-22 06:01:41 Post No.2002717
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Anonymous 2015-11-22 06:01:41 Post No.2002717 [Report]

>>2002716
why? my parrot's a fucking dick. it's not my fault.

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Anonymous 2015-11-22 06:02:28 Post No.2002719
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Anonymous 2015-11-22 06:02:28 Post No.2002719 [Report]

What kind of parrot is it?

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Anonymous 2015-11-22 06:05:45 Post No.2002724
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Anonymous 2015-11-22 06:05:45 Post No.2002724 [Report]

>>2002719
It's a White-fronted Amazon.

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Anonymous 2015-11-22 07:45:56 Post No.2002753
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Anonymous 2015-11-22 07:45:56 Post No.2002753 [Report]

Just like people, animals too can be jerks.

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Anonymous 2015-11-22 07:55:19 Post No.2002755
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Anonymous 2015-11-22 07:55:19 Post No.2002755 [Report]

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Consider the following;

Go onto the tumblr and Twitter pages of otherkin who claim to be foxes, cats, wolves, etc.

Claim you are otherkin of a field mouse, or rabbit

Tell them that their people have been slaughtering and oppressing yours for thousands of years

Tell them to check their privilege

Start up #predatorscum

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bugguy (ID: !S0xZFbp/pY) 2015-11-22 10:15:00 Post No.2002788
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bugguy (ID: !S0xZFbp/pY) 2015-11-22 10:15:00 Post No.2002788 [Report]

>>2002708
provide more things it can destroy, it's what parrots do.
>>2002724
the parrot in the picture is a quaker parrot.

they're known for being noisy and destructive.

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Anonymous 2015-11-23 19:36:48 Post No.2003522
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Anonymous 2015-11-23 19:36:48 Post No.2003522 [Report]

you guys are fucking stupid.
>>2002708
>>2002537

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Anonymous 2015-11-23 20:18:06 Post No.2003544
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Anonymous 2015-11-23 20:18:06 Post No.2003544 [Report]

>>2002755
They will merely claim that it's part of "natural balance" or some "yin and yang" pseudophilosophical bullshit, and that killing is only bad when humans do it.

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Cajun (ID: !FyzasooPtg) 2015-11-23 20:23:02 Post No.2003547
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Cajun (ID: !FyzasooPtg) 2015-11-23 20:23:02 Post No.2003547 [Report]

>>2003522
Also made the aggressive chinchilla thread.