>2015
>not having a crocodile monitor
What's your excuse, anons?
Cause I don't have the space and crocodile monitors look kind of plain compared to other species of monitors.
I'd love to live down south and keep a water monitor though.
>>1999428
>complains people don't have croc monitos
>uses one of the first images in google
So OP, where's your croc monitor?
Damnit, I just have a regular crocodile.
I'm poor and homeless and saving up for an alligator
>>1999436
Thats cool brah. Set up a nice slide for him. A slide is essential for crocodile happiness!
>crocodile monitor
>not a tegu
I already have an LCD monitor.
>Beccarii
>Macraei
>Salvator
>Giganteus
>Komodensis
You choose a crocodile
My excuse is that lizards are so irrelevant that they shouldnt be mentioned
also garbage
>>1999493
I don't get it. Are you implying that there are relevant pets? Because there aren't.
>>1999493
sourpuss
>>1999489
V. macraei is best monitor.
>>1999601
>V. macraei
I think you mean V. acanthurus
>>1999461
>the most badass monitor
>not a lardass monitor knockoff
yeah
if we're just going to talk about what monitors we want I want a mertens.
>>1999428
perentie masterrace
>>1999461
Aren't these things loose and a pest in Florida?
>>1999691
Yes, along with everything else known to man.
>>1999648
>get a pet because it's "badass" not because they're cute as fuck
>>1999428
I want a Komodo instead and I don't have a good home to keep animals right now (probably never :'( ).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik
>>1999691
no, green iguanas are
>>2000053
Both of them are.
>>1999691
floridians are bad about not releasing their pets
>>1999428
>having a monitor
pain in the ass
>>2000068
It's more to do with Florida's climate than the people. Most pets released into the wild in northern states don't survive the winter.
I have like thousands of them packed on my pants. They are hot as fuck. Sweet old fashioned sex, fi you know what I mean
>>1999428
I think tegus are really cool. I'd like to keep one, but I have a dog and rabbits so that's a bad idea.
