Today in biology class, while the professor was talking about how evolution is a slow gradual process over thousands or even millions of years, I pointed out that we can observe tadpoles (fish) evolving into frogs (amphibians).
The professor just stared at me like I blew her freakin' mind. I think I know what I'm writing my dissertation on.
>>1992717
Kill yourself please.
>>1992717
congratulations, you've figured out ontogenetic allometry and its role in embryology.
I don't know if I should point out the obvious or just let you get an F.
>>1992717
>The professor just stared at me like I blew her freakin' mind.
Yes, because he could not imagine such stupid people exist.
>>1992717
>worm evolves into crustacean and then into an insect
woah, crazy!
>>1992733
>>1992717
this perfectly sums up most of /an's factual knowledge
>>1992741
You'd be surprised at how stupid people can be.
>>1992733
Real? Or fake? Has science gone too far?!
>>1992749
it's a gmo
>>1992717
Even more amazing. Eggs turn into animals. It's black magic.
ontogeny≠phylogeny you stupid shit
>>1992741
>I was merely pretending xD
>>1992783
>eat egg
>it turns into an animal inside your body
>>1992717
>Not knowing that ontogeny reflects the phylogeny
You just pointed out a proof, not a problem.
>>1992717
This is surely bait
I'm positive this didn't start off as a joke buddy, but ya know, whatever makes you feel better I guess
>>1992811
>Damage control
>>1992741
Jokes on you I was only pretending to be retarded
