cell phone dilemma
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Through a weird turn of events I've wound up in possession of the cell phone number of my favorite pornstar... what do?
>>17367263
>"uuhhh... yeah... uhh.. hi... i masturbate to your... videos... is there any chance you and i... could... uhh.. be together one day?"
>>17367271
>"i swear, you'll never catch me looking at another porn star if we are together"
A.
Just call her up like you would any broad, be you. Don't throw sex in on the first convo. What's the worse she can do? Hang up? Who gives a fuck, her whole body and sex tapes are out there. So what you didn't get lucky and experience it. She's one in 8 billion people.
If she's close to you, ask her out for dinner and get lucky.
B.
Call her up, ask her how much she costs for appointments. Who gives a fuck if she say yes/no. Again all her shit is online at your disposal
>>17367285
hmm, good outlook. Thanks anon
>>17367271
that's the thing, gotta figure out what to say