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Through a weird turn of events I've wound up in possession of the cell phone number of my favorite pornstar... what do?
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>>17367263
>"uuhhh... yeah... uhh.. hi... i masturbate to your... videos... is there any chance you and i... could... uhh.. be together one day?"
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>>17367271
>"i swear, you'll never catch me looking at another porn star if we are together"
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A.
Just call her up like you would any broad, be you. Don't throw sex in on the first convo. What's the worse she can do? Hang up? Who gives a fuck, her whole body and sex tapes are out there. So what you didn't get lucky and experience it. She's one in 8 billion people.
If she's close to you, ask her out for dinner and get lucky.

B.
Call her up, ask her how much she costs for appointments. Who gives a fuck if she say yes/no. Again all her shit is online at your disposal
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>>17367285
hmm, good outlook. Thanks anon

>>17367271
that's the thing, gotta figure out what to say
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