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Hi /adv/, I'm a heterosexual male looking to buy a sex toy
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Hi /adv/, I'm a heterosexual male looking to buy a sex toy to put my dick in.

I have come here for recommendations and reviews. There are just so many in the market that I don't know what to buy.

What do I get? Fleshlight? Doc Johnson? Tenga? Something else? And that's just the brand. What model(s) do I get?

These are some of the criteria I'm looking for:
>feels good on my dick
>preferably something to put my dick into (ie. no basic vibrators to put under my dick)
>nothing that goes up my ass, no matter how many times you repeat yourself
>money is probably the lowest concern, but try to be reasonable (ie. I can spend over $100, but I won't go over $500)
>preferably something easy to clean
>preferably something that doesn't resemble a vagina or other body part (I just don't want to have to explain myself if someone sees it; worst case scenario I can store it in my safe)

I'm sure some of you will just tell me to have sex with a real woman, but if I could do that, chances are I wouldn't be making this thread. Even then, I suppose having a sex toy still wouldn't be a bad idea.

Despite the topic at hand, I am 100% serious about this. I am shopping for a personal sex toy, and I could use some genuine help.
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http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/category/comic/review-comic/penis-toys/

The comic may not be great but the reviews sound legit.
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>>17366628
Bad Dragon's Sugar Star
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>>17366628

Try this:

√ feels good on your dick
√ something to put your dick into (make fist)
√ nothing that goes up your ass
√ reasonable price
√ easy to clean
√ doesn't resemble a vagina or other body part (except for the obvious)
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>>17366628
I'll cast one vote AGAINST Fleshlight. Waste of money. Didn't feel as good as just a hand, loud squelching noises, annoying to clean... just don't.

Even though you said not to... I'll recommend sticking something up your ass. It really is the only thing that's been better than regular hand masturbation to me.
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