I want to ask my dentist Susan out on a date. How do I do this?
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I want to ask my dentist Susan out on a date. How do I do this? I see her every 8 months, and she is the closest I have ever been to a female (physically). I have very little social skills, so I barely talk to her and when I try, the words that do come out are slurred and hard to understand because her fingers and tools are in my mouth.
note: kissless baajin desu
Is she a good dentist? If so, don't do it man. You know as well as I do that you won't be able to go back if she says no.
I just can't wait for the inevitable autism.
Listen to what I'm going to tell you to do. Word for word.
>Walk into the dentist's office
>Lean on the receptionist's desk and yawn loudly
>They'll say something like "Can I hekp you sir?"
>"Yeah, I need to speak to Dr. Susan. It's an oral emergency"
>With luck, Susan will be summoned
>Pretend to look at your nails, cleaning then with your teeth
>"Yes anon? You said this was important?"
>"Baby I can give great oral too. 9 out 10 dentists recommend my dick"
If she doesn't call the cops, you're in.
I don't know if I should make an appointment too early, next meeting is 8 months
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Call and make an appointment for a dinner date.