What the fuck is this thing under my tongue? It's like a

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2016-07-12 14:48:12 Post No. 17349778
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 14:48:12 Post No. 17349778 [Report]

What the fuck is this thing under my tongue? It's like a little proboscis.
Doesn't hurt, doesn't really feel like anything. It's been there a few weeks but I sort of only just noticed what it looks like.
No, it's not an STI. It seems to have occured a day or two after the sudden, sharp pain (like a cramp) I felt in my tongue and jaw one time.

Do I have cancer
Am I dying

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Anonymous 2016-07-12 18:13:34 Post No.17350277
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Here is mine, maybe go to doctor?

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Anonymous 2016-07-12 18:33:17 Post No.17350323
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 18:33:17 Post No.17350323 [Report]

>>17349778
that's your under-tongue penis. It's very rare but textbooks say that it's from when we evolved from dragons we retained their glands to shoot flammable semen from under their tongue.

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Anonymous 2016-07-12 18:37:21 Post No.17350340
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 18:37:21 Post No.17350340 [Report]

>>17350277
>>17349778
Eat 2 pieces of fruit every other day for the coming week
Worked for me

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Anonymous 2016-07-12 18:37:28 Post No.17350341
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>>17350323
420

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Anonymous 2016-07-12 22:01:44 Post No.17350915
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 22:01:44 Post No.17350915 [Report]

>>17349778
I don't know exactly what they're called but it's a benign phenomenon. Happened to me once, really freaked me out and felt uncomfortable (like I couldn't find a good place to rest my tongue in my mouth), but went away after a few days. I think it's an inflamed salivary duct or something?