how to die
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>tl;dr how can I contract a respectable, deadly disease and die?
I would like to die. I see people on TV, lying there, dead, and envy them in a way. Like they don't have to worry about shit anymore. No more hate, no more rejection, no more everyday bullshit. Just the void. So nice.
Anyway, can you guys brainstorm with me and help me come up with some ways to catch a respectable disease? I've given myself Hep C but it's way too slow. I don't want AIDS because people will think I'm gay.
This ass on a kid pic again.
>>17338058
cancer from x-ray
cancer from inhaling toxic fumes
cancer from people who post threads like you
>>17338070
Good, hope you die answering another "i don't hab a gf my dick is 2 small :(" thread
>>17338072
What the fuck, Daniel?
>>17338084
Fuck you Tom you pollack son of a bitch
>>17338089
*unsheates katuriken*
>>17338103
KAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEE
>>17338058
>Like they don't have to worry about shit anymore
lmao cause they dont feel pain at all right?
guaranteed you never been hospitalized
>>17338114
Thay have these things in hospitals... what are they called..??? AH yes. Painkillers. You know.. to kill the pain.
>>17338114
dead people don't feel pain, no.
you blithering retarded child
>>17338117
yes yes, they give you pain killers every hour of every day
again, you've clearly never been hospitalized
have fun laying in bed 24/7 though
>>17338118
i was obviously quoting the sick people part
reading comprehension buddy
>>17338118
They're talking about the process of dying, which is an incredibly painful and horrible ordeal in most situations.
Of all the ways to an hero, I'd say that contracting an illness is probably the worst and most retarded.
This is a better idea:
https://youtu.be/cU1frTC4sTs
