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I masturbate like every hour.my penis is so turned on like everyday.

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I masturbate like every hour.my penis is so turned on like everyday. If I look a picture of a girl.. my penis goes.. "time to masturbate jimmy". I like find the nearest bathroom and jezz all over the toliet. Its so engaging that I touch my penis when watching a movie or lying in bed. just wank, wank, and wank, 24/7, non stop on the dock. I lay in my bed and jezz everyday. Sometimes I forget to clean up snd just leave it there, my poor sons snd daughters.
If I jezz in a tissue and throw it in the bin, does that mean im disgracing my children. My people in my 6 inches erected penis, are they ok? Do they just die out in the bin? What happens if a person gets it and its a girl and uses it as a period thing. What if my jerking jezz comes to life... and I dont know about a son I never had.
I love my penis but.. erections everyday? I seriously wank every day, 5 times a day... and when jezz, I just keep flapping and still touch my bilbo when I jerked already. How much is too much jerking? Why is my bilbo so turned on? Do I need to smack it and smack it till its not turned on? But still it might get a penis fragile. I dont know how much it too much? Please tell me if I jezz so much, and use my hand so much. My arms like a freaken gun, its like got muscle everywhere.
Please tell me how much is too much?
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ah to be 13 again
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>>17337161
fuck those times, I didn't want to be ruled by my emotions and impulses.
>>17335843
Try limiting yourself to twice a day, or find a horny girl so is no limit.
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>>17335843
Does he know he's a comedic genius?
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I declare this new pasta
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>>17335843
Distract yourself with something else, such as books, video games, anime, sleeping, violence, or movies. Alternatively, you could invest some money in a chastity belt if you wanted.

Also, don't worry to much about murdering your jizz; sperm has a short life cycle, about four days if I last recall.
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>>17335843
I want to know if this is Alyssa Milano, and what it's from?
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>>17338097
I masturbate like every hour.my penis is so turned on like everyday. If I look a picture of a girl.. my penis goes.. "time to masturbate jimmy". I like find the nearest bathroom and jezz all over the toliet. Its so engaging that I touch my penis when watching a movie or lying in bed. just wank, wank, and wank, 24/7, non stop on the dock. I lay in my bed and jezz everyday. Sometimes I forget to clean up snd just leave it there, my poor sons snd daughters.
If I jezz in a tissue and throw it in the bin, does that mean im disgracing my children. My people in my 6 inches erected penis, are they ok? Do they just die out in the bin? What happens if a person gets it and its a girl and uses it as a period thing. What if my jerking jezz comes to life... and I dont know about a son I never had.
I love my penis but.. erections everyday? I seriously wank every day, 5 times a day... and when jezz, I just keep flapping and still touch my bilbo when I jerked already. How much is too much jerking? Why is my bilbo so turned on? Do I need to smack it and smack it till its not turned on? But still it might get a penis fragile. I dont know how much it too much? Please tell me if I jezz so much, and use my hand so much. My arms like a freaken gun, its like got muscle everywhere.
Please tell me how much is too much?
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>>17338132
Its from mathilda. Look it up imdb. Not alyssa
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>>17337169
>fuck those times, I didn't want to be ruled by my emotions and impulses.

I'm 27 and much more emotion driven and impulsive than when I was thirteen.
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i say what the devil is going on in here
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