turned 40 I am a happy man I have everything wife kids house cars money health hobbies only prioblem: I need to fuck some other woman. how can I do? I don't want to cheat on my wife and also pay sex turns me off big time. should I keep wanking like a madman? other solutions?
Fuck ur wife, shes a woman who openly and willingly wants to be fucked by u. Respect dat yo
done that several times. also there are certain things I would never ever do with my wife...she would call the police.
Buy your wife lingerie. It tricks your mind into thinking you're fucking another woman
she already has lingerie. there's nothing wrog with her. I just NEED to fuck some other woman. Am I weird? Should I talk to a specialist?
>>17329176
How about you self-medicate with regular doses of Manthefuckuperall? Shame on me for replying to this bait.
by man the fuck up you mean "real men" fucks only one lady until the end of days? and what do you mean by bait?
take estrogen pills
Isn't this part of the vow you take when you get married? Of course it's going to be difficult sometimes.
are you people dumb idiots or just very very (very) young?
get a fleshlight and beat it to some hot porn. i don't see any other solutions.
>>17329146
dont be a pussy, just pay for it, drive to another town and go to the brothel within that town,
>>17329146
>>17329176
>I NEED to fuck some other woman.
No you don't. How would you feel if your wife fucked other men? Would you be okay with it because she NEEDED it? You're either a cuck or a hypocrite. Or a troll.
Either way fuck off and/or re-read your wedding vows.
>>17329176
Nothing wrong with you. Humans aren't genetically supposed to be monogamous. Every couple thinks about sleeping with others at some point later in the relationship.
Here's what you do: Talk to your wife about it and ask for the possibility of a threesome.
Most couples around your age experiment with threesomes with childhood friends or something. If you talk with her about it she'll understand.
Starting the conversation with a threesome is a good way into the whole "I want to fuck other women" topic much later on. You can suggest that you simply want a change in routine, but with her as you would never want to cheat.
>get storage unit
>get couch and place in storage unit
>get this
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>>17329162
>she would call the police.
how so?
>>17329223
The average of /adv/ is like 20.
We had a survey on it which reminds me I never actually posted the results.
>>17329352
post now
>>17329355
In the morning. We got like 150 responses and it's a big excel file on my computer.
>>17329297
>Humans aren't genetically supposed to be monogamous
>I did not even take anthropology 101
