How to impress college millenials?

>>17313523
make more than 30k a year

>>17313523
Tell you browse 4chan.
No one mess with 4chan, mate.
NO ONE.

>>17313523
>i wanna impress millenials
Why?

Tell them you support Bernie Sanders. Complain about the 1% and how unfair it is that people who take it the trash at McDonald's don't get paid as much as lawyers.

>>17313534
this right here

millenials are fucking retarded and not worth impressing
especially the current age group of 18-24

>>17313538
Holy shit that's actually a good idea >>17313534
>>17313539
To build up a big social life at college that I can use to get laid

Like I basically get all the body language and clothes and hair now, and music is easy enough to get, but I just need to know some of the un spoken things that they like and do and shit