My friend literally just visited his girlfriend at work who he sleeps next to every night and now he's talking to her on the phone. in between all that is at least 4-5 gross Facebook posts a day about "we're soooo in love I can't wait to be married omg"
Im mostly pretty passive but weirdly enough, I hate their bullshit. Personally I want to tell my friend to abandon ship but I know he would take offense. They literally break up almost every week. It's sickening and childish. What's going on with him? Their relationship has no basis in reality. No one wants to tell him this. My other friend is a bit /x/ish and he really thinks that the girlfriend has some kind of hex on him.
>>17308953
>Man my friend's relationship is pissing me off
>Why is that?
>They're too close to each other and break up it's annoying
>Well how was your last relationship?
>...
>>17308983
Well I mean there's a lot of stuff I left out like how he's so afraid to be alone he threatens suicide and /x/ish friend calls gf up like "hey your boyfriend is threatening to kill himself " and she's like "not my problem"
It's like 1000% more concern for my friend than jealousy. There are a lot more qualifiably happy people to be a sour puss about than them
>>17308953
All they are doing is nipping their fights with idle threats. They aren't truly "breaking up" literally every couple goes through this phase when they don't realize they're not getting enough space.
You just sound like you're put off by the in your face affection so mention that. Don't focus on them splitting up, just bring up how it makes everyone uncomfortable how they're so open about things.