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Need relationship advice 2016-06-28 20:51:00 Post No. 17303875
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Need relationship advice Anonymous 2016-06-28 20:51:00 Post No. 17303875 [Report]

Hello /adv/ I'm in a bit of a sea cucumber. There's this girl I've had a crush on for a while now. She is very effeminate and looks as if she could give birth to thousands of kids! Recently, our relationship has been shaken by some musclehead jerk named Chad Thunderconch. He's the reef stud and all the girls say they can barely handle his girthy verge. My princess is falling for this scumbag!

Now, here's my question adv. What should I do? Should I fight him? He's much bigger than me... though, if I win I can impregnate him and make him my bitch. I can also find a new girl to crush on...?

Pic related it's Chad Thunderconch

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Anonymous 2016-06-28 20:52:39 Post No.17303884
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Anonymous 2016-06-28 20:52:39 Post No.17303884 [Report]

>>17303875
2/10 trying too hard

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Anonymous 2016-06-28 22:20:34 Post No.17304104
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Anonymous 2016-06-28 22:20:34 Post No.17304104 [Report]

>>17303875
Was this supposed to be funny?

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JD 2016-06-28 23:06:32 Post No.17304204
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JD 2016-06-28 23:06:32 Post No.17304204 [Report]

>>17304196
*I think maybe falsely

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Anonymous 2016-06-28 23:11:11 Post No.17304219
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Anonymous 2016-06-28 23:11:11 Post No.17304219 [Report]

>>17303875
> best parody of /adv/ yet

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Anonymous 2016-06-28 23:13:45 Post No.17304230
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Anonymous 2016-06-28 23:13:45 Post No.17304230 [Report]

If u win you can impregnate him...