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>19 y.o. college junior, M Girl I've been talking to
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>19 y.o. college junior, M

Girl I've been talking to for a few months yet invited me over to her apartment this coming weekend, her roommate isn't in town and she wants me to spend the night... Kinda nervous, she said she'll have alcohol (she's 21) too.

Already went and bought condoms just in case... anything else I should prepare myself with? Virgin here and this is my first relationship since middle school, not sure what to do. Any tips to help a brother out?
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Bump... should I get flowers? Chocolates, anything? She's not one of the really girly, into-gifts type, but I don't want to show up empty handed...
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>>17298675
Bring more alcohol. Or sweets. Not chocolate or flowers though. Avoid these boring cliches.
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>>17298675
no faggot, if anything bring more alcohol
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>>17298675
A souvenir pencil never got anyone turned away.
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>>17297622
>this is my first relationship since middle school
But this isn't a relationship. I've found something crucially wrong with your mental state - you're making assumptions and you have expectations. The less you do this, the less likely you are to get hurt. I mean, it's possible that she just wants sex, but you seem to think she's your girlfriend.
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Remember to piss in her mouth and call her a whore after you're done
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>>17298675
>I don't want to show up empty handed

Hard dick in hand. That way she won't have to do any of the pre-work herself. It's a courtesy and let's her know that you understand her expectations for the encounter.
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