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I'm away on business in a new city this week and I want
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I'm away on business in a new city this week and I want to fuck the alternative waitress that works in the restaurant across the street from my hotel. Probably 5-6 face but her ass is fucking unreal. Though I have alternative interests, I look like your everyday average chump. I don't look like a hipster at all. I'm clean and well-groomed but am certainly nothing special. What is the best strategy for me to maximize my chances of railing this hipster's sweet sweet ass?
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>>17280154
>Probably 5-6 face but her ass is fucking unreal.

Subjective bullshit.

What's your question?
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Dude. She is there to work. She probably hates her job and has weird guys hitting on her all the time. She's probably sick of it. If you flirt with her properly without being autistic and she likes you, leave your number in the checkbook when you pay your bill. She'll call if she wants to. You don't need to make yourself look like an idiot what stammering "d-do you want t-to g-g-go out sometime m'lady" while she politely rejects you and then goes to the kitchen to make fun of the creep at table seven with her staff.
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On the tip line write "tippa this dick"
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