Getting laid
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As the title implies, I am quite interested in fucking. I have recently felt extremely horny and masturbation doesn't do the trick anymore, it just feels too bland. My goal will not only resolve the primordial urges, but also throw the pussy out of the pedestal and allow my mind to focus on more serious matters.
I'm 19 and a Polandfag. Globalization has liberalized the society somewhat, so scoring shouldn't be that much harder than in America.
I'm still a KKHV and generally a rather socially anxious person. My only real advantage is above average intellect and particularly broad knowledge in various subjects. I can talk fairly eloquently and show off with knowledge of philosophical concepts or arts. I also have a fairly decent sense of humour.
What is the best way for ez scoring? Tinder or some other dating websites? I have a few FB friends who may work, but random matching seems more viable.
You sound like a tool
>>17278047
Do I not? The urges twist my reason, that's why I wish to resolve them.
Just go to a hooker ffs. Poland is full of them.
>>17278055
Referring to the need of sex as 'primordial urges' and switching sentence structure around like Yoda 'Do I not?'. They don't come sexier than this, ladies.
>>17278043
Get back to work building my extension, Piotr
>>17278043
IS THIS THE GREAT ARYAN RACE I KEEP HEARING ABOUT?
