How do I fake an accident?
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So it´s practically impossible to be suicidal and longing for sweet release without offending someone, family or loved one or even therapist. But I can't take it anymore. How do I make my death seem accidental? Should seem genuine, they have their eye on me.
>>17263926
>without offending someone
Why? You'll be fucking dead dude.
>>17263931
I know, but I don't want them to suffer more than they would and this thought makes me uneasy while still alive. Maybe even clumsy, I don't want that
>>17263926
enroll in an american high school
>>17263926
>buy drugs
>don't pay
>trow it away on next corner
>keep buying
>still not paying
>get killed
>>17263941
Never bought drugs. Aren´t you supposed to pay for them on the spot?
>>17263944
Keep acting like a junkie:
"Please man, I'll pay you tomorrow, I just need some today!"
You will get killed eventually.
Or just do to the wrong place and tell to the wrong guy that you fucked his wife/gf.
Never fails.
Bumpy? More ideas plz
Plan a boat trip or lakeside stroll or beach visit and "accidentally" drown, unlike what it seems in tv it isn't painful and you die pretty quick