Good thing you didn't cause you'd just be a janitor for 2 years and you sound like a bitch so the bullying probably would have given you ptsd like every other nerd that joined

>>17239448
If you can't handle talking to a recruiter you won't make it through basic. Quit being a bitch and call the recruiting office.

>>17239454
>>17239458
I'm not scared to join the Army or talk to them..just scared I will regret my decision.

>>17239467
Quit being an indecisive bitch then. What do you even want out of the military.

Can you tell us why you wish to join the military?

>>17239448
If you can do math well, go finances.
It's the basic bitch uni path, but if you're actually good, you can make serious buck.
I have a friend who has just kept going up in the world. Started out business, got some basic job, then when he had enough money stored up, he went back and got a good degree. Now he's making 6+ figures.
He says it was easy as fuck.
If you can handle undergrad business, you can handle everything after.

But that's if you want money. Do like doing shit interest and handling boring fucking numbers all day?

If you can leave it all at work and be happy at home, then maybe you can do it.
But you gotta be good at math.

Now the military. I'm actually in the way of joining now.
I was raised in it. My pop was military. I know the life.
I got my uni degree and now that I have no where to turn, I'm joining up.

So here's my advice.

Don't be some 18 squirt of cum in the Army. You're gonna be bored first off. You think Army is action. But in reality, you're going to be spending 7/8 of your time sitting around. The next 1/8 is going to be pissing yourself in fear about being shot.

Don't go Army.
Talk to you recruiter. Say you want to be an officer. Actually get paid to go to Uni. Then learn some more for a couple of years and then get out with fat experience and join some private security firm.

That's assuming you can learn like a motherfucker.

If you can't, maybe gruntwork is for you.
If that's the case, join Navy.
You'll serve on ship. See the world. But you won't be shot at.

Military life is fine if you don't mind not having connections.

>>17239515
>>17239519
I want to serve my country, see action, and tell my kids stories.

>>17239544
Then what's stopping you? You're "totally not scared" and "totally not doing it for vanity's sake" so you should have nothing worry about.

>>17239547
I twant to take a shot at getting rich.

>>17239544
Well, there's a few problems. Nationalism is a mental disorder. If you see action, you'll potentially not be able to tell your kids stories because you'll be dead. If you want kids, I suggest you not abandon them by pursuing a selfish career that puts you at risk of being killed all for a measly paycheck that will force your significant other to work harder at a more important job than you'll ever find being a pawn in an organization that doesn't care about you working for a country that cares even less about you. Be a real man and don't join the army.

>>17239552
Then do that? Again, quit being an indecisive cock. Do you want me to make the decision for you?

>>17239561
Just wondering if anyone had a dilemma like this, did you stop having the dilemma and never look back after making a decision on what to do with your life?

>>17239576
It was more like "wow that was dumb, but i made my choice."

What choices you could have made in life are meaningless. There's only what there is.

>>17239467
Please stay out of the military. Your cowardice will get other people killed.

>>17239448
I wanted to go into the military.
I ended up going into medicine instead. Haven't regretted it. Most of the good points of the military can be found outside of it without signing away your soul for eight years.