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>5" penis, 5" girth
>erectile dysfunction
>clinical premature ejaculation
>refractory period of hours
>honestly don't like giving oral

Anyways, I may have sex this weekend, and I have two options:
>take an antidepressant that delays ejaculation but may not help, or even worsen, erectile problems
>have also never tried said antidepressant before, but been prescribed them
>propose showering together (which we've never done) to make oral more pleasant for me when I inevitably fail

Which one? And why does God hate me?
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If you know her well enough buy her a sex toy.
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>>17214433
We've never had sex, so I cannot buy her one just yet.
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>>17214438
You can finger her then. Look up techniques for that. It can be very effective.
Or if she already has a sex toy use that.
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>>17214447
Yeah, I've made her orgasm from fingering, but I feel like oral is the least I can do. Especially since I love blowjobs and she always swallows.
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Get her to blow you, and if you can't get hard make sure you tell her how bad she is at this, and that it's her fault.

And if she does get you hard, and you can't transition to having sex while you're hard, repeat the final steps above.

And if she does get you hard, and you know you wont be able to transition it into sex without losing your boner, take one for the te(i)am and just nut down her throat with as much force as possible and tell her to fuck off and leave like a man for a confidence boost the rest of your life for just using that slut.

'Cause seriously, there's going to be a lot of women in and out of your life, and if you don't start treating them like you're the man now, you'll never get over this erectile dysfunction shit.

Borderline rape this bitches mouth if at all possible on your end.
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Go on nofap and during sex just give her oral or finger her. Keep her happy and fix urself
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>>17215198
Unfortunately I can't be THIS selfish.

>>17215217
Currently on my second week of nofap. Haven't watched porn in the same amount of time, but noticed no difference yet in terms of my microsoft
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my x dumped me for someone and she came back to fuck me because my dick is thicker and longer than her bf. she also can't cum with him and only cums with me. girls love oral. and if you can't accept that time to become a cuck forever
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I have an 11 inch dick, girth of a tree trunk. I can come and get it back up pretty easily and fast, a minor refractory period.

Even when I come, my dick is so big I can going half flaccid until I get another boner.

I have sex with my current gf 3 to 6 times a day/night.

What's ur excuse ?
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Maybe try a Viagra and one of those numbing condoms to keep yourself from cumming too quick.
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>>17215871
Did you read the second half of OP? I'm trying.

>>17215911
Can't get Viagra on such short notice, and numbing condoms make me lose my boner. Even regular condoms do that.
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>>17215994
Then I'd say man up and learn to eat a girl out if you want her to have a good time.
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>>17216002
Even if I became a god with my tongue, can a woman ever be satisfied if their boyfriend can't give them a good dicking?
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>>17216043
Look up l-argilone or some shit, idk the spelling but it's a amino acid that helps with blood flow.
>Zinc
>yohimbine
Those also help. Don't take more than 50mg of zinc a day though
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>>17216043

WUT? 25%~ of women can cum by penetration. Most can't, which is why they use toys and other things. Learn to finger and eat her. Really, dicking isn't all there is to sex, and it seems like she wants to make it work with you. Can you try to meet her halfway and make it work with her?
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>>17216068
Any tips for good oral?
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>>17216384
I'm >>17216068

I fucked up the last time and still made her cum. I prefer to tease and make it more foreplay-ish. I like to play a bit with her vulva and pass my hand through her pubic hair. Bite on her inner thighs a bit leading to the vulva. You have to know how to stimilate her clif. I use my thumb in a circular motion to get her wet. I also like using that wetness to moisten her clit. I personally love the taste of pussy, you might not be as glad as I am, but work your way to her clit with your tongue. Try circular motions with your tongue on her clit, guys sometimes think it's literally tongue-fucking when it's not. You can basically orient your tongue writing the letters of the alphabet until you hear her moan less or more until you can see --in this case hear-- what she likes. You can also lick and insert two fingers in her vagina and finger fuck her too. Moans give you indications that you're doing well, but the best is when she pushes your head down and moves her hips to sort of grind her clit against you. She'll love it, but also try not to slober over her, too much wetness can feel bad on her.
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>>17216430

OHHHH! Also shave. Facial Hair can be uncomfrotable as it's moving around the vulva. Who wants prickly hair stingy when you want to be pleasured?

You should also communicate what she wants/likes. There might be a specific thing and since you're both trying together, it shouldn't to question if things are okay. But also permission and pausing to ask is beta as fuck. Not sure if you're partner likes to be a bit submissive, but a lot of women I know like for their dude to take charge.
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>>17216430
>>17216444
Thanks for the tips! It takes her only a few minutes to come with my fingers so this doesn't sound so bad.
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>>17216705

Alright! Good luck, and if you want, keep us updated anon.
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>>17215871
Where do people find such shit tier girls that cheat like this? America is shit lmao
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>>17218177
It happens when you are completely sexually inadequate
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>>17218177
Virginia lel
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