Alcohol... for when you're sick and tired of worrying about everything.
(warning: will ruin life)
Alcohol will only get you drunk. You're responsible for ruining your life.
>>17205942
pretty good one! thanks.
op still stands though.
>>17205968
I was an alcoholic for three consecutive years getting drunk every night and getting very little sleep, but I still kept my shit together and looking back at it now it made me better. I mastered the liquor, I experimented with different levels of drunkenness that made me more charismatic and courageous than I'd ever be sober, and give me just enough of a hangover to not fuck the whole next day up. Drinking just a little bit at work, not enough to make anyone suspicious. Drink just enough before and exam to ace it, but not enough to smell it on me. I mastered the liquor.
The liquor just got me drunk. I was responsible for not fucking my life over.
Any suggestions for different kinds of alcohol?
I've tried tequila, vodka, whiskey, and gin. I tend to remain loyal to whiskey.
What other types of alcohol should I take a whack at, specifically brand suggestions? Like how do I into a martini?
