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My girlfriend caught me masturbating to someone really weird.
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My girlfriend caught me masturbating to someone really weird. I'm terrified she's gonna break up with me and tell everyone. What can I do?
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>>17198638
Rape and kill her,

Its the only way, you know this to be true.
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>>17198638
Fucking hilarious..sorry um tell her it iis normal..? Everyone masturbates to weird things or people
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>>17198643
No, it normal, at least what I was masturbating to.
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>>17198638
What was it?
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>>17198655
OP here,

Child Porn
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>>17198655
Don't judge me or freak out. Facebook pics of my 5 yr old niece.
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>>17198658
Of course it is...

That's not weird, it's legitimately immoral and illegal. I hope she does break up with you and you reevaluate your life choices.
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>>17198655
pictures of me from a few years ago when I was fat
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>>17198658
I'd break up with you.
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>>17198665
Sexy. Maybe she'll join ya.
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>>17198660
Holy fuck I was right,

That CP post wasn't OP, it was me trolling but damn... ok then...
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>>17198675
What Should I do.
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>>17198684
Personally?

It wouldn't bother me much if you blew your brains out so why don't you start there?

I hope your bitch leaves you,
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>>17198684
Kys

On a more serious note...stop jerking it to children you sick fuck. If you can't do that, then kys.
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>>17198638
Tell her when your cumming in her pussy, your picturing her as a five year old girl you sick fuck.

What did she say by the way cause that should be golden.
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>>17198692
>>17198710
Why are you people being assholes
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>>17198692
>>17198694
>>17198710
All sound advice.
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>>17198638
You have to consistently deny it. Tell her it was something else and you just had facebook open in another window.

If you've already admitted to it, or she's certain beyond a doubt, your only hope is to beg her not to tell others and swear you'll stop. If she refuses the apology, there's not much she can do beyond leave you and tell other people, at which point you should deny everything and tell them she left for other reasons but is now attempting to tarnish your reputation. As long as this kind of crap hasn't happened before, most people will trust you over your angry ex.
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>>17198713
Because this is absolutely the worst thing.
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>>17198638
relationship is over and she will tell. leave town
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>>17198713
>Why are you being assholes
>Is a pedophile

Personally if I ever fucking caught you jacking to a child Id fucking beat the shit out of you and tell your entire family so they can all neglect you for being a degenerate.
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>>17198713
Wtf did you expect 4chan's reaction to be? Or anyone's reaction for that matter?

Literally the only people that'll feel sorry for you are other pedo scumbags...I suggest you go on a CP forum and whine there with all the other degenerates.
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>>17198728
Deny it, and somehow make people believe that your girlfriend is saying that just to spite you.
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Yea op, you're done. Maybe if it was a drawing, and you have a sharp wit, you'd be able to get away with it.

You better just start looking for another gf right now.
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