Not look like a complete fuck so you can get even the fattest of fatties, niggest of niggers, etc of etc that has a vagina.

Income to support those 3 little bastards because I don't want to waste my tax dollars paying for your welfare checks.

Fuck a woman at least 3 times, and go have a wedding

This will not guarantee your happiness.

>>17198349
There is no checklist. All you have to do is convince a woman that marrying you and having three kids is a good idea.

>>17198449

It's what I want in life, so yeah it will guarantee my happiness.

>>17198508

Ok, but how do you do this? how do you tell what type of woman wants to have kids and be a SAHM and which don't.

>>17198533
>thinking anything in life is guaranteed

So if you married someone who turned into an abusive drug addict, became fat, and you had 3 kids born with disabilities, you'd be happy?

>>17198349
Item 1: wife
Item 2: kid 1
Item 3: kid 2
Item 4: midlife and existential crisis
Item 5: kid 3
That should about do it for you. Anything else while I'm here?

>>17198349
>do I have a wife
>can we both produce offspring
>can we fuck at least 3 times
Pretty simple list mate

>>17198349

-stable job. If you are poor it will be tough convincing her to have more kids
-be fit, no STDs, checkup to ensure you are fertile
-join a church. Religious girls are more into the whole marriage thing
-date for a while and MAKE SURE SHE LOVES YOU MORE. It will be much easier to control the relationship if she loves you more than you love her.
-fuck her silly and pump her full of cum as often as you can.

Enjoy her leaving you and taking your kids and half your money, faggot.

>>17198349
1. Get wife.
2. Get child.
3. Get child.
4. Get child